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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather play a piano by throwing ping pong balls at it whilst plying a cat's bollocks with a pair of pliersMegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather be spending time putting my DVDs in alphabetical order than be at a party you organise.MegaAwful
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