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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than absolute zero, proving Robert Boyle wrongMegaAwful
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Sephiroth after a blast from ShivaMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Santa's breath on my neck when he chews Wriggleys ExtraMegaAwful
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the Fonz, driving kitt, wearing ray bans with the air-con on full whackDW MegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the time I was under 12's school chess championMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than an ice cold beer on a scorching hot dayMegaAwful
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the following 15 secs where Parker ran around screaming "get it off me, get it off me!"MegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Vanilla Ice thinks he isMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than some methods of superhero creation, but not better than having adamantium claws.MegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than cool.... ICE COLDMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than a fight between Luke Skywalker and Optimus PrimeMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than just being rich and making a crappy black S&M suit. Utility belt, my ass.MegaAwful
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than The bear from the Birds-Eye advertsMegaAwful
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Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the Fonz, driving kitt, wearing ray bans with the air-con on full whackT Hoff85%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than just being rich and making a crappy black S&M suit. Utility belt, my ass.Peter Parker82%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the following 15 secs where Parker ran around screaming "get it off me, get it off me!"zeugma74%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than some methods of superhero creation, but not better than having adamantium claws.Faroutman70%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than The bear from the Birds-Eye advertsLiquid Nitrogen69%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than the time I was under 12's school chess championudder65%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than a fight between Luke Skywalker and Optimus Primeomg61%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Santa's breath on my neck when he chews Wriggleys ExtraLittle Johnny59%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than cool.... ICE COLDAndre 300059%
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than absolute zero, proving Robert Boyle wrongbutthole surfer52%

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