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When I'm finished with you your face will look like a box of freshly picked applesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like a tiger and it will cost £3. All proceeds go to Comic ReliefMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it was drawn on by a two-year-old.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like someone mixed up their painkillers with capsules of the Ebola virusMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like someone disappointed a downerMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the elephant man after a vicious dog attackMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it was buy one get one free on eye shadow at BootsMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it's been run through a bacon slicerMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the aftermath of an acid bukakke partyMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the south end of a north facing horseMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the content of my toilet the morning after my hot hot vindalooMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the Bride of Wildenstein's. Fucking HAWT!MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like A Picasso painting he'd done whilst suffering a strokeDW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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When I'm finished with you your face will look like a tiger and it will cost £3. All proceeds go to Comic ReliefFace Painter92%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like A Picasso painting he'd done whilst suffering a strokeD. Hockney87%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the south end of a north facing horseGadzooks84%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the elephant man after a vicious dog attackzeugma82%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the Bride of Wildenstein's. Fucking HAWT!iliketurtles80%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like a half eaten pomegranateSimba80%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like red mistJohnny Cage65%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it's been run through a bacon slicercornwallis65%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it was buy one get one free on eye shadow at Bootszebedee44%
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