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When I'm finished with you your face will look like a porcelain dollMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like a Spanish omletteMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like a box of freshly picked applesMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like a tiger and it will cost £3. All proceeds go to Comic ReliefMegaAwful
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When I'm finished with you your face will look like it was drawn on by a two-year-old.MegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like someone mixed up their painkillers with capsules of the Ebola virusMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like someone disappointed a downerMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the elephant man after a vicious dog attackMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it was buy one get one free on eye shadow at BootsMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it's been run through a bacon slicerMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like red mistMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the aftermath of an acid bukakke partyMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like icing on a cupcake.MegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the south end of a north facing horseMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the content of my toilet the morning after my hot hot vindalooMegaAwful
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When I'm finished with you your face will look like the Bride of Wildenstein's. Fucking HAWT!MegaAwful
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When I'm finished with you your face will look like a half eaten pomegranateMegaAwful
When I'm finished with you your face will look like A Picasso painting he'd done whilst suffering a strokeDW MegaAwful

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When I'm finished with you your face will look like a tiger and it will cost £3. All proceeds go to Comic ReliefFace Painter92%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like A Picasso painting he'd done whilst suffering a strokeD. Hockney87%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the south end of a north facing horseGadzooks84%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the elephant man after a vicious dog attackzeugma82%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like the Bride of Wildenstein's. Fucking HAWT!iliketurtles80%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like a half eaten pomegranateSimba80%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like red mistJohnny Cage65%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it's been run through a bacon slicercornwallis65%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like icing on a cupcake.Faroutman65%
When I'm finished with you your face will look like it was buy one get one free on eye shadow at Bootszebedee44%

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