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This hot knife cuts through butter like Zidane's head through Marco Materazzi's chestMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like the new Black and Decker saw cuts through a child's armMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like Charlie Harper goes through womenMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like it's a mini lightsaberDW MegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like a chainsaw through hemorrhoids.MegaAwful
Bouncy Castle59%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This hot knife cuts through butter like the coalition cuts through spendingMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like shit through a sieveMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like a small Mexican mans 'burrito' cutting through my bowells...MegaAwful
Jeremy Clarkson49%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This hot knife cuts through butter like a level 50 barbarian through a level 1 skeletonMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like Ke$ha's music cuts through my soulMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like this shark's teeth going through my leg. AaaaaaaaaghMegaAwful
Gerald McBoingBoing39%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This hot knife cuts through butter like I do traffic in my 318i debadged with ruuuude boi exhaustMegaAwful
This hot knife cuts through butter like my fist connects with your faceMegaAwful

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This hot knife cuts through butter like a level 50 barbarian through a level 1 skeletonDiablo83%
This hot knife cuts through butter like it's a mini lightsaberFaroutman76%
This hot knife cuts through butter like Ke$ha's music cuts through my soulVan76%
This hot knife cuts through butter like I do traffic in my 318i debadged with ruuuude boi exhaustUrban Chav71%
This hot knife cuts through butter like Zidane's head through Marco Materazzi's chestzeugma71%
This hot knife cuts through butter like Charlie Harper goes through womenRose65%
This hot knife cuts through butter like shit through a sievebob65%
This hot knife cuts through butter like a chainsaw through hemorrhoids.Bouncy Castle59%
This hot knife cuts through butter like the new Black and Decker saw cuts through a child's armTommy Walsh53%
This hot knife cuts through butter like a small Mexican mans 'burrito' cutting through my bowells...Jeremy Clarkson49%

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