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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like...

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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like the result of a spastic colonMegaAwful
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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like me......nudeMPMegaAwful
My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like failureMegaAwful
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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like he was interpreting a clear blue sky from a childs P.O.V. Or just s blue A4 sheet of paper to you and meMegaAwful
My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like that poor bastard was scarred for life when he caught me mummy daddy dancing with his teacher, in the middle of classMegaAwful
My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like I'm raising the next Charles Bronson!MegaAwful
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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like he puked up and drew round itMegaAwful
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My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like we should have used a condomGadzooks92%
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