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That guy has the dancing abilities of a YorkshiremanMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a me! Poor sod.MegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a middle aged guy I once saw on chat roulette, but more clothes onMegaAwful
sewer kitten65%Comments (0)Tweet Report
That guy has the dancing abilities of a blind leaper on stiltsMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a drunken Cloud drowning his sorrows over Aeris' deathMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a guy Sister Sledge sang about in 1979MegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a blindfolded Vanessa Feltz at a revolving buffetMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a epileptic dwarf after sitting through a 9 hour marathon of the 2012 games advertsMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a man on fire. He spent too long with the model with minty tasting pooMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a figurine from a wind-up music boxMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a neematoad.MegaAwful
Roger Sanchez44%Comments (0)Tweet Report
That guy has the dancing abilities of a brain damage patient trying to pick his keys up off the floorMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a man, or woman, having an epileptic fit.MegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a human centipedeMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a person with an inner ear infectionMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a gay dwarf... Or Wayne Sleep as he is known to his friendsMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a grandfather at a wedding after the grandkids have spiked his G&T with meth..DW MegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a Greek God called ZorbaMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a two left footed, wonkey donkey with gout called MalcolmMegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a cricket stump MegaAwful
D. Bird (the one without 44%Comments (0)Tweet Report
That guy has the dancing abilities of a crippled Steven HawkinsMegaAwful
The Universe44%Comments (0)Tweet Report
That guy has the dancing abilities of a any white person?MegaAwful
That guy has the dancing abilities of a leper after taking LSDMegaAwful

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That guy has the dancing abilities of a leper after taking LSDMatt55877%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a grandfather at a wedding after the grandkids have spiked his G&T with meth..Poostache73%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a human centipedeGadzooks71%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a blindfolded Vanessa Feltz at a revolving buffetbob70%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a guy Sister Sledge sang about in 1979Gray70%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a epileptic dwarf after sitting through a 9 hour marathon of the 2012 games advertszeugma68%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a Greek God called Zorbalivid65%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a middle aged guy I once saw on chat roulette, but more clothes onsewer kitten65%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a man on fire. He spent too long with the model with minty tasting poo855ttam65%
That guy has the dancing abilities of a gay dwarf... Or Wayne Sleep as he is known to his friendsBuster Move59%

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