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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of not just any turd, but a freshly laid, extra nutty, fairtrade, M&S turdEP MegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a warm sticky wet gooey mess, simillar to the feeling your fresh ejaculation on a slighty saggy pair of breasts MegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a deep fried testicleMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a bogey that you picked an hour ago but saved for crunchingMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a liberal democrat's policy. Hard on the outside, soft and gooey on the insideMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a week old cow patMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a mouldy fleshlightMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a good stiff log from someone with a high fibre diet, who eats lots of nutsMegaAwful
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of any other 12 year old girl, we're not racist here you knowMegaAwful
Numa Numa Guy65%Comments (4)Tweet Report
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a lightly toasted widgety grubMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a porridge vomitMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a baby's headMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a runny dog turd that's been left in the air for a while, slightly crispy outside with a warm goo centre. DW MegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of heaven, which is then described in detail by (insert woman of your dreams) in her sexiest voice.MegaAwful

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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of not just any turd, but a freshly laid, extra nutty, fairtrade, M&S turdzeugma85%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a runny dog turd that's been left in the air for a while, slightly crispy outside with a warm goo centre. Yummay83%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of any other 12 year old girl, we're not racist here you knowNuma Numa Guy65%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a lightly toasted widgety grubR. Meares65%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a good stiff log from someone with a high fibre diet, who eats lots of nutsBrownie connoisseur65%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a mouldy fleshlightBob59%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a baby's headEvil58%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a warm sticky wet gooey mess, simillar to the feeling your fresh ejaculation on a slighty saggy pair of breasts fred47%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a deep fried testicleUmbongo44%
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of heaven, which is then described in detail by (insert woman of your dreams) in her sexiest voice.Faroutman43%

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