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I was slapped so hard I thought the midwife had taken an instant dislike to meMegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought wow....kinky.MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought , "and this is why you have to stay in the kitchen"MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought I shouldn't have asked Rick James what the five fingers said to the faceMegaAwful
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I was slapped so hard I thought I'd just made a Holocaust joke in a synagogueMegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought ...'how can he generate so much power with his cock?'MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought she probably needed another dose of rohypnol..MegaAwful
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I was slapped so hard I thought I'd never taste your girlfriend again.EP MegaAwful
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I was slapped so hard I thought for a second I was acting a bit stupid, then I remembered I'm a Rock Star from MARSMegaAwful
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I was slapped so hard I thought I was back at Mistress Whiplash's house of pain & I had forgotten the safety wordDW EP MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on m...oh..wait..nevermind :(MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on myselfMegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought my ear would never stop ringingMegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought ouch! With my iron chin, your hand might be in some some serious pain right nowMegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought twice about answering back to my husband thereafterMegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought it was wrong of me to say her bum DID look big in thatMegaAwful
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I was slapped so hard I thought when was WWE so painful?!MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought for a split second you might have been rightMegaAwful

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I was slapped so hard I thought I'd never taste your girlfriend again.Anton DeWitt87%
I was slapped so hard I thought I was back at Mistress Whiplash's house of pain & I had forgotten the safety wordkinky85%
I was slapped so hard I thought I'd just made a Holocaust joke in a synagogueGadzooks82%
I was slapped so hard I thought I shouldn't have asked Rick James what the five fingers said to the faceCharlie Murphy78%
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I was slapped so hard I thought , "and this is why you have to stay in the kitchen"zeugma71%
I was slapped so hard I thought twice about answering back to my husband thereafterprimul65%
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I was slapped so hard I thought wow....kinky.Faroutman59%
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