# Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

## If I eat any more I'll end up looking like...

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If I eat any more I'll end up looking like jabba the hutt's morbidly obese and completely unloved brotherMegaAwesomeMegaAwful

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like my lactose intolerance developed into insatiable feedingMegaAwesomeMegaAwful

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like yo momma. If she swallowed a zeppelin.MegaAwesomeMegaAwful

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like I'm in some serious pain. I get such bad indigestion!DW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful

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If I eat any more I'll end up looking like I'm in some serious pain. I get such bad indigestion!Lang170262%

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like jabba the hutt's morbidly obese and completely unloved brothermmm pie59%

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like yo momma. If she swallowed a zeppelin.Pasquilator52%

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like NessaSimon49%

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like my lactose intolerance developed into insatiable feedingsammo39%

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like a normal boystarvin' marvin33%

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This inner ear infection is making me clumsier than the time I had an inner ear infection, followed by Alzheimer'sBacon double cheeseburger50%