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My phone is so outdated it was an old prop in one of charlie chaplin's moviesMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it makes Alexander Graham Bell's phone look like a smartphone.MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it makes Gordon Gekko cream himself with envyMegaAwful
The Gritty Chimp71%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My phone is so outdated it doesnt even have Snake!EP MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it makes Conservative economic policy seem contemporaryMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it makes me a laughing stock in my Amish villageMegaAwful
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My phone is so outdated it only has a 3.5 inch touchscreen and OS 2.1!MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it is believed to have been pictured in cave drawingsMegaAwful
Give me the DW already49%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My phone is so outdated it is shared by the entire neighbourhoodMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it consists of a fire and a blanketDW MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it runs from the energy created by the 'Big Bang'MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it says the date is 1st marchMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it was used as the primary source of communication on Noah's ArkMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it was originally on a list of that year's greatest innovations, along with 'the wheel' and 'fire'EP MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it would be more efficient to use a carrier pigeon..MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it could be used as a building block for a houseMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it uses a rotary dialer, plugs into the wall and has a curly cable to the handset. It's been nicknamed 'The House Phone' MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it has a crank-handle to start it.MegaAwful
Walter L. Bamphrey, Esq52%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My phone is so outdated it needs an operator to patch the calls throughMegaAwful
Frank Gallagher 65%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My phone is so outdated it 's cans are becoming rusty & the string is falling apartMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it should get me a sympathy layMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it came out as a revolutionary alternative to cups and stringMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it comes with an over the shoulder carry strapEP MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it has a water wheel to power itMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it uses pulse dialingMegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it wears a shell suitMegaAwful
You Fightin?!76%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My phone is so outdated it can only get you through to Alexander Graham BellMegaAwful
Dot Dot Dash83%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My phone is so outdated it 's still connected to America via a cable under the AtlanticMegaAwful

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My phone is so outdated it was originally on a list of that year's greatest innovations, along with 'the wheel' and 'fire'toby larone92%
My phone is so outdated it comes with an over the shoulder carry strapheadfucker90%
My phone is so outdated it came out as a revolutionary alternative to cups and stringi like turtles90%
My phone is so outdated it was used as the primary source of communication on Noah's ArkMighty Imp87%
My phone is so outdated it consists of a fire and a blanketZulu87%
My phone is so outdated it should get me a sympathy laybob86%
My phone is so outdated it doesnt even have Snake!Hoggy85%
My phone is so outdated it 's cans are becoming rusty & the string is falling apartratherold85%
My phone is so outdated it can only get you through to Alexander Graham BellDot Dot Dash83%
My phone is so outdated it uses a rotary dialer, plugs into the wall and has a curly cable to the handset. It's been nicknamed 'The House Phone' Boom boom82%

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