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When I was a teenager I had more spots than biscuits I fed yo mamma last night.... MegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than hair foliclesMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than dead prostitutes in my garage. not anymore!MegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than there would be left on a pool table if I played against you and got stripesMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a painting by Georges SeuratEP MegaAwful
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When I was a teenager I had more spots than an acne ridden leopardMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than I did wank socksMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than I could possibly count, but at least I had fun hitting the mirror than the goo MegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a zebraMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than I do now since I started bleaching my faceMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a leopard with chickenpox, smallpox, and any other kind of poxMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a meningitis paintball tournamentMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than the ones in front of my eyes after I told that 3rd dan he punched like a girlMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a dalmation with an eating disorderMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Rik waller with chicken poxDW MegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Katie Price's gential wartsMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Mr BlobbyMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than the display of the original GameBoyMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than one of those 3D pictures where you have to squint your eyesMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than my bed sheet after the last orgyMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than 101 dalmations.MegaAwful

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When I was a teenager I had more spots than 101 dalmations.Faroutman 76%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a leopard with chickenpox, smallpox, and any other kind of poxlots76%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than a painting by Georges SeuratLook it up you nugget76%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Rik waller with chicken poxanon75%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Katie Price's gential wartsfred74%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Mr Blobbyi like turtles71%
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When I was a teenager I had more spots than hair foliclesTiger Blood65%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than an acne ridden leopardGadzooks65%
When I was a teenager I had more spots than dead prostitutes in my garage. not anymore!zegma61%

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