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I couldn't be happier if I could poop out rolls of quartersMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I could lick my own ballsMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautifulMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if i wasn't meMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I was sitting on Dali nude women chair, srinking turkish coffee and watching two midgets fight for my pleasure.MegaAwful
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I couldn't be happier if I was suffering from depressionMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if bacon and donuts were good for meMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I was on a Prozac drip with a Nitrous oxide maskMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I performed an O Soto Gari on David Cameron and Nick Clegg, then proceeded to stamp their heads into the pavement.MegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I was stamping on Bieber's face in football boots while naked oiled lesbians rub themselves up against meMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Emerald Weapon just tapped out before I had to spend a ridiculous amount of hours breeding a Golden ChocoboMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I could get all the lego pieces out of my assMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Kelly Brooke told me she wanted to slum it with a nobody for just one dayMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I managed to tip over a cereal box WITH THE POWER OF MY MINDMegaAwful
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I couldn't be happier if I was a porcine rolling around in it's own feceasMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I woke up one morning with breastsMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I was having dinner with the cast of Airplane!MegaAwful
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I couldn't be happier if I was greco roman wrestling with Rick Waller... Naked MegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accidentMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if an old bearded man in a brown dressing gown told me I needed to become a Jedi like my fatherDW MegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I was riding backwards on an eagle through the Grand Canyon naked, while eating a hoisin duck wrapMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Charlie Sheen shared half his TV earnings with meMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if my lucky Sasquatch unearthed a massive truffle that I sold to Gordon Ramsey for some tea and scones MegaAwful

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I couldn't be happier if an old bearded man in a brown dressing gown told me I needed to become a Jedi like my fatherBib87%
I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accidentcpw84%
I couldn't be happier if I woke up one morning with breastsPlayfully77%
I couldn't be happier if I was on a Prozac drip with a Nitrous oxide maski like turtles76%
I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautifulanon70%
I couldn't be happier if bacon and donuts were good for meDriver65%
I couldn't be happier if I was having dinner with the cast of Airplane!Stop calling me Shirley65%
I couldn't be happier if I was riding backwards on an eagle through the Grand Canyon naked, while eating a hoisin duck wrapBob59%
I couldn't be happier if I was stamping on Bieber's face in football boots while naked oiled lesbians rub themselves up against mebliss52%
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