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I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I forgot the safe word and she pulled out a 12" black strap onMegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than a nerveMegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than a woman at a roundaboutMegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than a Jew about to walk into a German shower facility.MegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I accidentally got a raging semi at the pool in my speedosMegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I accidentally walked passed a nursery on my way to a fancy dress party dressed as Gary GlitterDW MegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than I am before a tricky shitMegaAwful
I'm more nervous for this interview than a dog in a Chinese restaurantMegaAwful

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I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I forgot the safe word and she pulled out a 12" black strap onzeugma72%
I'm more nervous for this interview than I am before a tricky shitbob65%
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I'm more nervous for this interview than a Jew about to walk into a German shower facility.Faroutman58%
I'm more nervous for this interview than the time I accidentally walked passed a nursery on my way to a fancy dress party dressed as Gary GlitterMy gang56%
I'm more nervous for this interview than a dog in a Chinese restaurantFIRST!52%
I'm more nervous for this interview than a nerveNew rone26%

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