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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the creators of Megaphores when they see that we haven't got a new sentence start today!DW MegaAwful
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Ash KetchumMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than I've ever used before. God I need this circus job!MegaAwful
Go for the jugular 76%Comments (0)Tweet Report
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Mr T in a ball poolMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a George Michael wet dreamMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than than Lady Gaga.MegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than my materia bagMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Venus and Serena WilliamsMegaAwful
See that works 2 ways65%Comments (0)Tweet Report
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the son of Chuck Norris and ChynaMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a one eyed eunuchDW EP MegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a grand slam tennis tourmanentMegaAwful

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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a one eyed eunuchzeugma91%
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the creators of Megaphores when they see that we haven't got a new sentence start today!Useless!78%
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