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For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than a dog that just fartedMegaAwful
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For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than someone who looked at Chuck Norris in the wrong tone of voiceDW MegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than my wife when I got home from a hard day down the mines and dinner wasn't on the tableMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Peter Andre should have been the day he married Katie PriceMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was when Aeris caught me in a 3 way with Tifa and YuffieMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was after drinking that strange, fizzing cocktail at the Blue OysterMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Wayne Rooney's mother upon seeing she'd given birth to a potatoMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I felt after turning up to the paedophile convention in fancy dressMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Where's Wally after realising a Vietnamese guerilla camp wasn't the best choice for a new hiding placeMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than my pet rabbit will be for ruining my soupEP MegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than a muslim that just ate a bacon butty and washed it down with a smooth pintMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than the Labour party should be for spending money like we're an oil rich nationMegaAwful
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For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Michael Barrymoore after finding a house fly face down in his morning coffeeEP MegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was after accidentally sexting my dadMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was after forgetting my girlfriend's birthday but remembering her mum'sMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Gary Glitter after his philanthropy tour of Japan ended in another arrestMegaAwful

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