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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than this tooth-whitening cream.MegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than employing an extremely hungry hobo.DW MegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than the healing caress of the nice man down the streetMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than tigerbloodMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than GleeMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than the KY jelly. Fun Times.MegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than a cheesegrater and some TCPMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than a rubber band tourniquette and a white hot needleMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than leechesMegaAwful
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than tying one end of a piece of string round the roid and the other end around a lamp post, getting in a car and flooring itMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than emplyoying the world's most experienced grape picker to pluck them right out of your assMegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than sulphuric acid MegaAwful
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than the yoghurt I was using before. Worked for a while, but stank after a couple of hours afterMegaAwful

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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than employing an extremely hungry hobo.slightly different blue77%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than emplyoying the world's most experienced grape picker to pluck them right out of your asstemujin60%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than the KY jelly. Fun Times.Faroutman59%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than this tooth-whitening cream.Rikki Sixx58%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than tigerbloodJon Shed54%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than a cheesegrater and some TCPvictor44%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than the yoghurt I was using before. Worked for a while, but stank after a couple of hours afterPro biotic44%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than leechesYe Olde Doctor44%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than tying one end of a piece of string round the roid and the other end around a lamp post, getting in a car and flooring itKhan39%
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than sulphuric acid Stingy Ring39%

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