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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm...

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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm invincible!MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm ready to give in to your demandsMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm proud to be from LeedsMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm more nervous than a whore in church.MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm confused as to my sexuality.MegaAwful
Big strong man44%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm wishing I was deafMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm more chronologically confused than a small squirrel during a solar eclipseMegaAwful
Mickey Bricks52%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm erectMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm convinced that I'm a box of freshly picked applesMegaAwful
Know your meme76%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm feeling more neurotic than a squirrel that's been partying with Charlie SheenDW MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm regretting it driving to my first day as an Air Traffic ControllerMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm just making a bowl of a tea and a mug of cerealMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm putting my shin on a belt sander and laughing maniacallyMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm able to recite Newsbeat word for wordMegaAwful
Renegade of Funk65%Comments (0)Tweet Report
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm incapalbe fo evn teh simlpest fo tskasMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm sure the amount of coffee I've drunk is melting my insidesMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm donating £1 by texting 'CHRIS' to 70011MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm thankfully deaf!MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm imagining things, he's only been on 28 hoursMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm hallucinating that Chris Moyles is funny...MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm booking the taxi to Radio 1 and loading the shotgun as we speak.MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm wishing toilet trips were allowed so my boxers didn't have the consistency of a melted mars barMegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm worried I'm starting to hallucinate, but Mr. Bobo the purple unicorn assures me I'm fineMegaAwful

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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm feeling more neurotic than a squirrel that's been partying with Charlie SheenGadzooks89%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm incapalbe fo evn teh simlpest fo tskasbob89%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm putting my shin on a belt sander and laughing maniacallyRowan88%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm just making a bowl of a tea and a mug of cerealbob82%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm convinced that I'm a box of freshly picked applesKnow your meme76%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm worried I'm starting to hallucinate, but Mr. Bobo the purple unicorn assures me I'm finebob75%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm thankfully deaf!EddieB71%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm hallucinating that Chris Moyles is funny...P71%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm ready to give in to your demandsJack Bauer70%
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm able to recite Newsbeat word for wordRenegade of Funk65%

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