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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Alan Shearer is rapidly becomingMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as an eagle with early onset feather lossMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Darth VaderMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a Buddhist MonkMegaAwful
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