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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Alan Shearer is rapidly becomingMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as the love child of Duncan Goodhew and Gail PorterMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as the genitalia of the front row of the premier of Bieber (3D)MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as an eagle with early onset feather lossMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a shar pei on chemo medsMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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