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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as...

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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Alan Shearer is rapidly becomingMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as ReptonMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as the love child of Duncan Goodhew and Gail PorterMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as the genitalia of the front row of the premier of Bieber (3D)MegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as an eagle with early onset feather lossMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as my fatherMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a shar pei on chemo medsMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as an octogenarian octopusEP MegaAwful
Herman85%Comments (1)Tweet Report
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Darth VaderMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a Buddhist MonkMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Justin Beiber's ballsackDW MegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a cue ballMegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as shaved monkey....oh wait...MegaAwful
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Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as Justin Beiber's ballsacki like turtles89%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as an octogenarian octopusHerman85%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a shar pei on chemo medszeugma72%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as an eagle with early onset feather lossGadzooks65%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as the love child of Duncan Goodhew and Gail PorterEeeek65%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as shaved monkey....oh wait...Faroutman65%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a Buddhist Monkroop59%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as the genitalia of the front row of the premier of Bieber (3D)generic-user-name59%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as my fatherL. Skywalker58%
Used Veet instead of shampoo this morning and now I'm as bald as a cue ballSECOND49%

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