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Football couldn't be a duller sport if...

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Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was a magical fairy breeding ground, sprinkled with snow drops and hugs and puppysMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was played by 22 statues on a beige pitchMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if they wore helmets & padding, started throwing the ball around, and took breaks every 10 mins to stuff their yank facesEP MegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if the league was sponsored by Cuppa Soup and play had to be stopped for obligatory soup breaks every 25 minutesMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was commentated by Gordon BrownMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if every game was refereed by Judith ChalmersMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was broadcast in the middle of the day between Bargain Hunt and Heir HuntersMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if every Half Time entertainment was delivered by Gordon BrownDW MegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if they replaced the players with politicians and the ball with a baked potatoMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if inbetween each of Newcastle United's vast array of unforced errors, they qutoed a 100 line soliloquyMegaAwful
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was volleyballMegaAwful
Is this a Dave start?40%Comments (2)Tweet Report
Football couldn't be a duller sport if Andy Murray played itMegaAwful

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Football couldn't be a duller sport if every Half Time entertainment was delivered by Gordon Brownbob84%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if they wore helmets & padding, started throwing the ball around, and took breaks every 10 mins to stuff their yank faceshand egg80%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if inbetween each of Newcastle United's vast array of unforced errors, they qutoed a 100 line soliloquybob59%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was played by 22 statues on a beige pitchGadzooks58%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was a magical fairy breeding ground, sprinkled with snow drops and hugs and puppysGary50%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if they replaced the players with politicians and the ball with a baked potatoToadfish44%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if every game was refereed by Judith Chalmerssonny44%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was commentated by Gordon BrownSummer Salt44%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if Andy Murray played itFIRST40%
Football couldn't be a duller sport if it was volleyballIs this a Dave start?40%

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