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This jazz is smoother than my ballsack before I started using Regaine foam on itDW MegaAwful
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This jazz is smoother than Roger Moore's eyebrow, made of cashmere...MegaAwful
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This jazz is smoother than the feeling of rubbing oil on baby's bottomsMegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than the Turks think they are, but they are so wrongMegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than a silk worm's DiarrhoeaDW MegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than my newly-waxed chestMegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than a shorn, well talced nutsack feels between your thighsMegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than Patrick Stewart when he's out on the pullMegaAwful
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This jazz is smoother than silk woven from cloud by a lesser, non specific deityMegaAwful
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This jazz is smoother than a silk worm's DiarrhoeaRequired86%
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This jazz is smoother than an M&S advert voiced by Denzel Washingtondin52%

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