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My new armour offers me about as much protection as the emperor's new clothes in the washing basket....MegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as this condom I fashioned out of a crisp packet and a rubber bandMegaAwful
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my scrotal sack does around my small, sensitive ballsMegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as chocolate bodypaintMegaAwful
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My new armour offers me about as much protection as my tinfoil swordMegaAwful
Blue Peter Warrior59%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My new armour offers me about as much protection as my Jujitsu wizardry. MegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as dancing on a hilltop clad only in tinfoil whilst cursing Zeus during a thunderstormDW MegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as Maddie's parents didMegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a pair of Adamantine nipple ringsMegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a brown paper bag.MegaAwful
Paul Leviathan59%Comments (0)Tweet Report
My new armour offers me about as much protection as baby oil does from harmful UV-A and UV-B raysMegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as holy Materia :'(MegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a 2ft wide steel reinforced wall, but twice as heavy MegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as the condom I just used which expired in 2003MegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a band-aid on an elephant's arseMegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a paper hatMegaAwful

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My new armour offers me about as much protection as dancing on a hilltop clad only in tinfoil whilst cursing Zeus during a thunderstormGadzooks80%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as my scrotal sack does around my small, sensitive ballscpw71%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a pair of Adamantine nipple ringsI like turtles70%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as holy Materia :'(Aeris70%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a band-aid on an elephant's arsehumorlinks67%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as my Jujitsu wizardry. Sweet F.A62%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as Maddie's parents didfence61%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as a brown paper bag.Paul Leviathan59%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as my tinfoil swordBlue Peter Warrior59%
My new armour offers me about as much protection as the emperor's new clothes in the washing basket....Poostache58%

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