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This Orchid is rarer than hen's teethDW MegaAwful
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This Orchid is rarer than a platinum chocoboMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than rocking horse shitMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a ten-tonne block of francium astatide.MegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than the monkeys that typed out the full works of ShakespeareMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a funny episode of ScrubsMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a non obese AmericanMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a Ginger running a brothel MegaAwful
It's always about them56%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than seeing a kickboxer winning a fightMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than this fillet steak I'm currently eating. The smell of manure is slightly off putting though! MegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than seeing Wayne Rooney not trying to make friends with a cabbageMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a box of freshly picked applesMegaAwful
Orchid? Gay!26%Comments (0)Tweet Report
This Orchid is rarer than finding a 12 year old who isn't a drug addicted, alcoholic sex maniacDW MegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than Jamie Oliver quoting ShakespeareMegaAwful

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This Orchid is rarer than rocking horse shittonto85%
This Orchid is rarer than the monkeys that typed out the full works of Shakespeareslightly different blue76%
This Orchid is rarer than finding a 12 year old who isn't a drug addicted, alcoholic sex maniacGadzooks70%
This Orchid is rarer than a ten-tonne block of francium astatide.Herman65%
This Orchid is rarer than this fillet steak I'm currently eating. The smell of manure is slightly off putting though! Mooooooo58%
This Orchid is rarer than a Ginger running a brothel It's always about them56%
This Orchid is rarer than Jamie Oliver quoting Shakespearebob54%
This Orchid is rarer than a non obese Americancpw52%
This Orchid is rarer than a funny episode of ScrubsRet46%
This Orchid is rarer than seeing Wayne Rooney not trying to make friends with a cabbagebob40%

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