Metaphors and Similes never looked so good
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Total submissions: 25
Daily Wins: 2
Editors Picks: 0
Megaphails: 0
Average score: 55%
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The beach was more deserted than the local swimming pool when Emerald Weapon went for a dipMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I'm so claustrophobic when I get in a lift it feels like someone cast Demi on meMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Hitting that perfect shot in golf is like scoring 9999 damage to finish off Emerald WeaponMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald WeaponMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was when Aeris caught me in a 3 way with Tifa and YuffieMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Emerald Weapon just tapped out before I had to spend a ridiculous amount of hours breeding a Golden ChocoboMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Getting dressed in the dark is more of a struggle than trying to win random encounters when that b*tch Yuffie has nicked all your materiaDW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of beating Emerald weapon with only Cait Sith in your partyMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Sephiroth after a blast from ShivaMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than when some random conversation choices forced me into a date with BarrettMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Yuffie at the sight of a box of materiaMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Emerald Weapon after a blast from LeviathanDW MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Firaga on itMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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