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Total submissions: 25
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Average score: 52%

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The beach was more deserted than the local swimming pool when Emerald Weapon went for a dipMegaAwful
I'm so claustrophobic when I get in a lift it feels like someone cast Demi on meMegaAwful
Hitting that perfect shot in golf is like scoring 9999 damage to finish off Emerald WeaponMegaAwful
When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as Cait Sith and Yuffie in a party against Emerald WeaponMegaAwful
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Neo Bahamut's tonsilsMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than a bad dream about ZackMegaAwful
This inner ear infection is making me clumsier than Cait SithMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a platinum chocoboMegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than the Turks think they are, but they are so wrongMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was when Aeris caught me in a 3 way with Tifa and YuffieMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than my materia bagMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Emerald Weapon just tapped out before I had to spend a ridiculous amount of hours breeding a Golden ChocoboMegaAwful
Getting dressed in the dark is more of a struggle than trying to win random encounters when that b*tch Yuffie has nicked all your materiaDW MegaAwful
I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on myselfMegaAwful
That model is so hot I would totally not mind if Sephiroth killed AerisMegaAwful
He's got the dress sense of a turk lolMegaAwful
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of beating Emerald weapon with only Cait Sith in your partyMegaAwful
Getting bitten by a radioactive spider would be cooler than Sephiroth after a blast from ShivaMegaAwful
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather breed chocobos.MegaAwful
My hangover is so bad I feel like I just got hit by DoomtrainMegaAwful
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than when some random conversation choices forced me into a date with BarrettMegaAwful
Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Yuffie at the sight of a box of materiaMegaAwful
When the probe was inserted I felt as if I was being fisted by BarretMegaAwful
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Emerald Weapon after a blast from LeviathanDW MegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like someone cast Firaga on itMegaAwful
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