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User profile for EddieB

Total submissions: 25
Daily Wins: 3
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Average score: 61%


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You know you got dealt a bad hand in life when you come second to me.DW MegaAwful
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Hitting that perfect shot in golf is like .... Don't ask me. I'm shit at golf!MegaAwful
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I'm so short sighted I thought this was my google search bar.DW MegaAwful
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I visited the very depths of hell and it was like Asda on pension day.MegaAwful
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This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like swimming in domestos.MegaAwful
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than a bridegrooms bum.MegaAwful
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I care as much about you as I do about my foot fungal infection, Bobby.MegaAwful
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!MegaAwful
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you Added Marmite!MegaAwful
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.MegaAwful
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Tried to bully Casey "Little Zangief" Heynes and now I'm The Man!MegaAwful
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm thankfully deaf!MegaAwful
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than than Lady Gaga.MegaAwful
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My phone is so outdated it only has a 3.5 inch touchscreen and OS 2.1!MegaAwful
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If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Mr. Creosote.MegaAwful
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That guy has the dancing abilities of a me! Poor sod.MegaAwful
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That model is so hot I would put her out. She's going to burn herself.MegaAwful
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cut my knackers off with a rusty saw!MegaAwful
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Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than a bankers bonus.MegaAwful
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Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you didn't listen.MegaAwful
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...MegaAwful
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When the probe was inserted I felt as if mooning the UFO had been a bad idea.MegaAwful
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Edward CullenMegaAwful
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pearsDW MegaAwful
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost Thought it was funnyMegaAwful
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