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User profile for Elvin

Total submissions: 13
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Average score: 56%

All submissions by Elvin

Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than looking at the sun, through a telescope, while on a spaceship in a close orbit around itMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my cat jumping on me, trying to eat my toesMegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than the possiblity of missing out on the breakfast menu at McDonaldsMegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought my cat had knocked a frying pan onto the floor. Turns out it was Buncefield exploding. True story.MegaAwful
This inner ear infection is making me clumsier than a one armed zombie with no brain leftDW MegaAwful
My phone is so outdated it could be used as a building block for a houseMegaAwful
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather Jump out of a plane without a parachute than attend your party.MegaAwful
That joke made me laugh so hard I almost hit my head on the desk, broke it, and then headbutted the floorMegaAwful
Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting to have the right weather for a BBQ in EnglandMegaAwful
That chatup line was more of a failure than trying to eat an ice cream in the middle of the SaharaMegaAwful
Andy Gray is going to find it harder to get a job than an autistic gorilla in an officeMegaAwful
When I first gazed into your eyes it was like the biggest mistake of my life coming back to haunt meMegaAwful
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than a bicycle with no brakes going down Bathwick hillMegaAwful
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