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Total submissions: 6
Daily Wins: 1
Editors Picks: 1
Megaphails: 0
Average score: 68%
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a pissMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Is it me or does that look weirder than Michael Jacksons face after a house fire.EP MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price attempting to fornicate with a set of patio doors. MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than a heroin laced level 60 Orc warriorbob69%