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Total submissions: 11
Daily Wins: 1
Editors Picks: 0
Megaphails: 0
Average score: 43%

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I need a piss so badly I could unleash my entire bladder into your relaxing bath and not give a fuckMegaAwful
This movie contains more adult themes than a box of freshly picked applesMegaAwful
Losing a fight to Justin Bieber would be like having your wife leave you for a paraplegic midget with down syndromeDW MegaAwful
Have you met my friend Jesus? He's the guy that owes me £40 for that hooker I bought him that one time, mary somethingMegaAwful
Why are you so mad? It's not like I successfully Spidermanned you and then broke up with you mid hero poseMegaAwful
Just played tennis against The Hulk and now I feel like I shouldn't have refused a doubles game with me & Superman vs Hulk and Spike DudleyMegaAwful
She looked at me like I'd just asked if we could try some anal brutality tonight, to spice things up a bitMegaAwful
Just downed 10 slush puppies and now I feel like my brain is colder than a penguin's piss flapsMegaAwful
What the deuce? That's more revolting than that time I asked for 'The Works' in a Vietnamese brothelMegaAwful
You want me to do what? I'd have more luck planning anything worthwhile after 2012MegaAwful
Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm more nervous than a whore in church.MegaAwful
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