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When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as the sahara lidoMegaAwful
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed. MegaAwful
You want me to do what? I'd have more luck convincing the pope that little boys arn't attractive MegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like the before image on a weight watchers advertMegaAwful
Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my "super sexy" blind date was a gingerMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Micheal Barrymore can tea bag in one nightMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautifulMegaAwful
When I was a teenager I had more spots than Rik waller with chicken poxDW MegaAwful
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather hang out with a gingerMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been rimmed by an electric sander MegaAwful
Andy Gray is going to find it harder to get a job than christopher reeve running a marathonMegaAwful
It's the weekend and I'm randier than Stephen HawkingsMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBSMegaAwful
Ricky Gervais' Golden Globe performance was certainly not filled with butterflies and cuddlesMegaAwful
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