Metaphors and Similes never looked so good
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed. MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
You want me to do what? I'd have more luck convincing the pope that little boys arn't attractive MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Where did you meet her? She looks like the before image on a weight watchers advertMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my "super sexy" blind date was a gingerMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than Micheal Barrymore can tea bag in one nightMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dumpMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
I wish I hadn't had that curry last night. My anus feels like it's been rimmed by an electric sander MegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Andy Gray is going to find it harder to get a job than christopher reeve running a marathonMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
This toilet tissue is so soft it's like a warm cuddle - it makes me enjoy my IBSMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
Ricky Gervais' Golden Globe performance was certainly not filled with butterflies and cuddlesMegaAwesomeMegaAwful
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