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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like did you just jerk off into a can n bringing it to a festivalMegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a bottle of future antidepressants MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a midlife crises MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a sweet sunday stroll through a maze of leoprachans trying to eat their own pubic hairMegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a good ol fashioned afternoon palate rape.MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like like an abortion on valentines day (aw, honey, you shouldn't have)MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like sweet sweet rainbow juice exploded in my mouth n gave birth to a sexy sexy mermaid no wait that's tropical skittles nvmMegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like a kesha song...cheap n slutty n full of seamen.MegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like they were brewed by Helen KellerMegaAwful
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Most of the beer at beer festivals taste like this sauce from this duck I once knew. MegaAwful
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