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I haven't seen anything that disfigured since I went down on that post-op transgender "girl"MegaAwful
Nothing gets me out of bed quicker than my Bed Lifter 4000 as used by Dame Thora HirdMegaAwful
Nicholas Cage's film career is likeky to get your ass kicked if you bring it up as a topic of conversation when he's has 1 too manyMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a date rape drug testerMegaAwful
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a bunch of senior citizens playing SimonMegaAwful
If I got a tattoo I'd be more popular than a young boy who got locked in the Sistine Chapel during a conclaveMegaAwful
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Venus Williams' jockstrapMegaAwful
Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than the time my pet gerbil went on an adventure...MegaAwful
This inner ear infection is making me clumsier than a drunk clownMegaAwful
Life through Charlie Sheen's eyes must be loonier than one of those crazy Japanese sci fi porn filmsMegaAwful
Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I was an NHS doctor preparing for the mass Swine Flu epidemicMegaAwful
He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a cheap pork sausageMegaAwful
This Orchid is rarer than a non obese AmericanMegaAwful
My new armour offers me about as much protection as my scrotal sack does around my small, sensitive ballsMegaAwful
This jazz is smoother than a shorn, well talced nutsack feels between your thighsMegaAwful
I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than Charlie Sheen craves attentionMegaAwful
For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than a muslim that just ate a bacon butty and washed it down with a smooth pintMegaAwful
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's nine pounds ninety nine for a bottle of JDMegaAwful
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the son of Chuck Norris and ChynaMegaAwful
I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accidentMegaAwful
A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of a week old cow patMegaAwful
My five year old son painted me a picture at school and it looks like failureMegaAwful
 
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