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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ... wait, my 'pet elephant'? What kind of an accident was I in?!MegaAwful
That bang was so loud I thought my intestines couldn't handle the Krakatoa like pressures. Note to self: No more 'Indian Chicken Curry'...EP MegaAwful
A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been secretly hiding my gender for the past 21 years.MegaAwful
This curry is so spicy it feels like I just ate a million Scoville units.EP MegaAwful
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