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User profile for matt558

Total submissions: 6
Daily Wins: 1
Editors Picks: 1
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Average score: 68%


All submissions by matt558

When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as Michael Barrymore's swimming pool. MegaAwful
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That guy has the dancing abilities of a leper after taking LSDMegaAwful
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That model is so hot I would use her poo for toothpaste. DW MegaAwful
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Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a pissMegaAwful
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Is it me or does that look weirder than Michael Jacksons face after a house fire.EP MegaAwful
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than Harvey Price attempting to fornicate with a set of patio doors. MegaAwful
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