I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like I'm in some serious pain. I get such bad indigestion!

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Mr. Creosote.

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like jabba the hutt's morbidly obese and completely unloved brother

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like yo momma. If she swallowed a zeppelin.

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like the profitterole mountain I just ate

If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Nessa