Finish the current sentence!

After the nuclear war, he looked like
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After the nuclear war, he looked like a kid after a sandpaper slip'n'slide
gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
After the nuclear war, he looked like Human biltong and smelt like a turd wrapped in burnt hair.
PapaTee | 17/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
After the nuclear war, he looked like Mark Zuckerburg after a day in the sun
JourneyKid | 12/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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After the nuclear war, he looked like Joe Biden tripping up stairs.
Hunter Biden | 12/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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After the nuclear war, he looked like Double fucked swiss cheese
T Man | 04/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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After the nuclear war, he looked like a live cockroach
Bestile | 28/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

Finish a random sentence!

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as my dreams of finding something I can't masturbate over
Zeugma | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the dry inflamed itchy skin on my head. Damn psoriasis
Lang1702 | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!
EddieB | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as that robber who interupted me when I was making a manwich with a machete. Damn that was tasty.
Faroutman | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Julius Caesar.... too soon?
Sgt Funk | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the crowd at a Rebecca Black concert
Bob | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52