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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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I'm such a badass I
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I'm such a badass I flattened a steamroller
Creative Mafia | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I'm such a badass I use appropriate spelling and grammar.
Alphonso+ | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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I'm such a badass I make lions play dead when they see me
Creative Mafia | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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I'm such a badass I went into a McDonalds, ordered a whopper and got one
Chuck Norris | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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I'm such a badass I watched a film with mild sex references
Pat | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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I'm such a badass I did 32 on a 30 speed limit road
N.Prvs | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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