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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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My sense of smell is so good I can
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My sense of smell is so good I can Tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" from 100 paces away.
Slightly different blue | 05/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My sense of smell is so good I can smell an amoeba fart
i like turtles | 05/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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My sense of smell is so good I can tell when that beat of sweat forms on your brow as you fear me.
Faroutman | 05/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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