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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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I'm so short sighted I
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I'm so short sighted I thought this was my google search bar.
EddieB | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
I'm so short sighted I can see the bacteria on the front of my eyeballs
Morris | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
I'm so short sighted I need a laser pointer to find the hole
Poop | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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I'm so short sighted I have to buy my newspapers in billboard-sheet
Hans Moleman | 25/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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I'm so short sighted I Cant see if my eyes are open
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0