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I've been dumped more time than a curry at an elephant's stag party
Ian Gregory | 19/02/2020 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 148

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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather practice mooking with your great grandmother...
Poostache | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 126
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not go to your clown fetish circle jerk
Zeugma | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 122
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cry myself to sleep in the comfort of my own space pod
Nanoo | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather re-enact 1 man 1 jar, live in front of all my family and friends
medshent | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
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sicko | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
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Chortle | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94