Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

Finish a random sentence!

Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the morning breath of the 2010 Rimming World Champion, hobo category...
Poostache | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 215
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like not just any dump but a sumptuous smelling, perfectly ripe, 21 day matured M & S dump
anon | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like smoked fillet of finest shoe leather money could buy
bob bober | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the Flash's nuts after a hard day of runnin!
crow_dreamer | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like the putrified vomit of a sea urchin
Lang1702 | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like their ass-hole needs an exorcism
Pj-Jim | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87