I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than my pet rabbit will be for ruining my soup

For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Michael Barrymoore after finding a house fly face down in his morning coffee

For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than someone who looked at Chuck Norris in the wrong tone of voice

For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was when Aeris caught me in a 3 way with Tifa and Yuffie

For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than Gary Glitter after his philanthropy tour of Japan ended in another arrest

For missing the sentence start again the creators of Megaphores are sorrier than I was after drinking that strange, fizzing cocktail at the Blue Oyster