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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a icecream in a freezer
Hunter | 20/04/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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No way could you do that. You've got more chance
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of oscar pistorius catching athletes foot
Ciaran | 25/10/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 362
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of being deepthroated by a nun
Mr. Porky | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 214
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of finding a one ended stick
Addy1991 | 07/01/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 172
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Shoving cooked spaghetti up a mountain lion’s ass
Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 143
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance You've got more chance than being kicked by a snake
Chopper | 02/05/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 142
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of using that expired condom you keep in your wallet 'just incase'
Hoggy | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 136