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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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It's times like this I wish I was
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It's times like this I wish I was hung like Jeremy Beadle
Small Hands | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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It's times like this I wish I was actually invisible so the screams and peeping tom arrest would go away
Bob | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's times like this I wish I was fireproof... stupid dragons...
Gadzooks | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's times like this I wish I was good at coming up with Megaphores
i like turtles | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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It's times like this I wish I was Natalie Portman's bar of soap
1337 | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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It's times like this I wish I was sat at home on the Xbox living off benefits
Scum | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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