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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than German showers
Faroutman | 07/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than using a cobra in a whip-like manner to tame a coked-up velociraptor
Gadzooks | 07/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than turning up to a EDL march in a Burka
i like turtles | 07/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than a disagreement with Optimus Prime
Carlton | 07/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than a badly timed asphyxiwank
Your dads balls | 07/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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Warning: German beansprouts may be deadlier than My hangover farts
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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