I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Now the Olympics is over I've got as much to do as Gary Glitter in a retirement home

Now the Olympics is over I've got as much to do as the rider in a dressage event

Now the Olympics is over I've got as much to do as the megaphores moderator lol

Now the Olympics is over I've got as much to do as Van Persies, London flat cleaner...