After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like two deflated Mylar balloons.

After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like someone had cast Petrify on them

After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like Ryvita thins

After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like peanuts

If David Cameron was any more of a ball bag he would be issued to every school as standard PE equipment