I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Yellow snow tastes like what I thought was orange squash in gran's fridge..

Yellow snow tastes like my mouth after a evenings passion with my pet chihuahua

Yellow snow tastes like the aftermath of the Annual Interactive Jellyfish Awareness Conference

Yellow snow tastes like pingu's jizz

Yellow snow tastes like someone's been drinking asparagus-laced bleach

Yellow snow tastes like a lemon and sulphur slush puppy.