My 4K TV is so high definition I can see the lizard in Boris Johnson's eyeballs

My 4K TV is so high definition you can see a gnats pube at a thousand paces.

My 4K TV is so high definition that badly chosen camera angles in pornos are genuinely mentally scarring

My 4K TV is so high definition My TV is so high definition to the ceiling

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than a Megan Fox nipple slip

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than an orchestra led by an octopus

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than the Rapture did to my life plans

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than **For legal reasons this message has been omitted due to a super injunction**

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than four horses tied to each limb.

This Icelandic volcano is causing more disruption than the crazy frog did when he tried to start his motorbike in the outside lane of the M25 during rush hour...