I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour

I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than Bradford Bulls' capitulation at Millenium Magic

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than Liverpool fans belief that they are still a 'big club'

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than a midget circus

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than K$sha's songs

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than watching a clown snort cocaine

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than waiting 12 years for the Duke Nukem game..