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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110

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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106

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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.

Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88

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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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If he was any camper his blood would be lilac

gobber | 12/09/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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If he was any camper his testis would drop off.

Ka$h | 13/09/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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