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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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You're more negative than
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You're more negative than an electron with chronic depression
Mark | 30/06/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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You're more negative than a coffee date between Dilbert and Daria
Comatoads | 30/09/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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You're more negative than Knut in his Knickerbockers.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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