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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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This weather is more unpredictable than
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This weather is more unpredictable than Tom Cruise on a chat show
bobe | 21/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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This weather is more unpredictable than the stifling casual racism of the Celebrity Big Brother House
SimpleLampoon | 21/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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This weather is more unpredictable than the Radio1 DJ line up
commodore | 21/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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