I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Picked my nose so deep I pulled out a startled Dan Akroyd

Picked my nose so deep I pulled out an epic amount of nasal matter, worthy of being shown to everyone else on the bus

Picked my nose so deep I pulled out the imp working my nervous system

Picked my nose so deep I pulled out all my shame & dignity

Picked my nose so deep I pulled out My ingrown toe nail

Picked my nose so deep I pulled out all the stops