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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still
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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still pick the peanuts out of her crap just to see where they came from
repressed_worker | 08/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still rather bang Jason Donovan
Jonathan Wells | 25/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still Suck a fart out of her shitbox
Kye | 20/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still crawl inside her turtle shell
R2K | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still let her touch my special area
ThaReal1 | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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