I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than Bieber's assassination warrant

This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than the contents of a gappies arse as he's leaving Cambodia

This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than a jar of Justin Bieber's tears

This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than that special edition 1967 stamp where the queen has her flaps out

This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than a go on Emma Watson

This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than Balerathon. Chimera is rife at the moment.