Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she would be the perfect replacement for chamois when I'm cleaning my car, with the sucking ability of a garden vac
Lang1702 | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like someone drained the insides out of a walrus
Bob | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...
EddieB | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like Mother Teresa, though less kinky and with more teeth.
Ouch Charlie | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like a lovechild between Peter Stringfellow and a cabbage
Bob | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the scrotum of an 80 year old man.
Faroutman | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67