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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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If my balls were any smaller
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If my balls were any smaller they'd rattle like marraccas when I walk
Stud | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 85
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If my balls were any smaller I'd have to be careful not to ejaculate my balls
Kwong95 | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 82
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If my balls were any smaller they would be like two marbles in a hiking sock
Thabo | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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If my balls were any smaller I'd have to call them pips
Shitfuckistan | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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If my balls were any smaller my daughter would be able to get them both in her mouth
Megadeth202 | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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