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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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Momma always said life is like a
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Momma always said life is like a is like a stripclub, you can go wherever you want but you'll always find a cunt
name | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
Momma always said life is like a kitten - warm and fluffy on the outside, sour and crunchy on the inside
Gadzooks | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
Momma always said life is like a milkshake. Best when chilled and can go sour if things get too heated.
Faroutman | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Momma always said life is like a a box of chocolates - you have to choose the right one, and avoid the unwanted ginger
s | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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Momma always said life is like a soft boiled egg with buttered shoulders.
Lang1702 | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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Momma always said life is like a tattoo being inked into your forehead. Constant searing pain and you look worse at the end of it
Eskimo Joe | 09/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29