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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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This heat is making me thirstier than
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This heat is making me thirstier than a lesbian at an all-girls school
the lesbian at an all-gir | 01/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 95
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This heat is making me thirstier than Ghandi’s flip flop
Robbski | 01/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
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This heat is making me thirstier than a sea lion crossing the sahara
gulluh | 03/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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This heat is making me thirstier than A homo in Saudi Arabia
Champagne | 20/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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This heat is making me thirstier than an alcoholic in a monastery
gupter | 25/07/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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This heat is making me thirstier than a camel in a sweater at the beach on a 95 degree day
Jenn Haley | 11/06/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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