My 4K TV is so high definition I can see the lizard in Boris Johnson's eyeballs

My 4K TV is so high definition you can see a gnats pube at a thousand paces.

My 4K TV is so high definition that badly chosen camera angles in pornos are genuinely mentally scarring

My 4K TV is so high definition My TV is so high definition to the ceiling

If my balls were any smaller they'd rattle like marraccas when I walk

If my balls were any smaller I'd have to be careful not to ejaculate my balls

If my balls were any smaller they would be like two marbles in a hiking sock

If my balls were any smaller I'd have to call them pips

If my balls were any smaller my daughter would be able to get them both in her mouth