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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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My hangover is so bad I feel like
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My hangover is so bad I feel like A limp dick in a whore house
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
My hangover is so bad I feel like I’ve just read your comments
BluetoothFairy | 27/03/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
My hangover is so bad I feel like That I'd be better off 6ft under in the forever box.
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My hangover is so bad I feel like I got run over multiple times
Sapna | 03/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My hangover is so bad I feel like every cell in my body is 50% bile 50% battery acid
Greyskull | 12/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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My hangover is so bad I feel like Rick Waller's diarrhea after an all night indian buffet
Wally | 12/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65