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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like Smurfs blue waffle back pussy
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like A half eaten lion bar
Steve the Scouser | 01/05/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like a dropped trifle
Ronery man | 18/05/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like an old mans skin flute.
Chilli | 24/05/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Banged a $10 hooker 2 weeks ago and now my genitals looks like blue waffle's ugly sister
Ronery man | 18/05/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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