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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Finish a random sentence!

Why are you so mad? It's not like I
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I decided to come home and piss on the bed
Faroutman | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I even knew most of them were our grandchildren.
Slightly different blue | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I slept with ALL those prostitutes, Ronnie had one too
ploot | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I just got you with the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Lang1702 | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I don't know how to clean semen off a dog.
Slightly different blue | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Why are you so mad? It's not like I successfully Spidermanned you and then broke up with you mid hero pose
Alias | 31/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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