Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

Finish a random sentence!

The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than
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The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than Chris Moyles doing curcuit training on the summit of Mount Everes
Lang1702 | 06/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than the athletes in the wheelchair 110m hurdles event
Quadraspaz | 06/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than the time I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours
Forrest Gump | 06/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than the time I made it all the way to the end of Dead or Alive 3D one handed
hoodie | 06/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than a 23 stone asthmatic attempting to sprint the london marathon
generic username | 06/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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The Penatron 10000 robot left me more breathless than the time I accidentally taped that gherkin to the washing machine and accidentally slipped out of all my clothes onto it
Accidental | 06/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44