My 4K TV is so high definition I can see the lizard in Boris Johnson's eyeballs

My 4K TV is so high definition you can see a gnats pube at a thousand paces.

My 4K TV is so high definition that badly chosen camera angles in pornos are genuinely mentally scarring

My 4K TV is so high definition My TV is so high definition to the ceiling

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like trying to make it to the end of Final Fantasy 7 with Aeris still alive

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like Waiting in a queue for a toilet when you really really need a piss

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for the Pope to empty his catheter after midnight mass.

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like fapping until you are just about to splooge and then stopping

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for my AIDS test result.

Waiting for Andy Murray to win a grand slam is like waiting for a good episode of The Only Way is Essex