I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as a Scotsman that found a halfpenny

Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as as a bunch of H20 particles at a temperature of 100 degrees celcius

Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as Admiral Ackbar in an ambush

Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when I first heard 'Ignition (Remix)' by R Kelly

Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as when the lolrus found had his bucket returned

Just found £1 in the street and now I'm as excited as an 18 year old on his birthday, in Amsterdam...