Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than an alzheimers patient who . . . to get to the other side
Zeugma | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 94
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than a goldfish swimming around in a vat of gin and tonic
Lang1702 | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than young Timmy after being shown how to make the Grand Wizards snake spit
Bob | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ... wait, my 'pet elephant'? What kind of an accident was I in?!
kevinbors | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than my Aunty Trevor who died last week trying to use her car keys on a zebra
doobleducks | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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Since the accident my pet elephant has been more forgetful than ....than....than.....damn what was I going to say.
Faroutman | 14/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60