I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Her chest is so full of silicone that you can use it to build a whole hotel

Her chest is so full of silicone Bill Gate employs miners for the circuit board harvest

Her chest is so full of silicone you could use them as foundations for your house