I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm incapalbe fo evn teh simlpest fo tskas

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm feeling more neurotic than a squirrel that's been partying with Charlie Sheen

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm putting my shin on a belt sander and laughing maniacally

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm just making a bowl of a tea and a mug of cereal

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm worried I'm starting to hallucinate, but Mr. Bobo the purple unicorn assures me I'm fine

Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm convinced that I'm a box of freshly picked apples