I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Yesterday's Rapture was rubbish. But when my prediction comes next week, you'll all be sorry!

Yesterday's Rapture was more erotic than the time I had a three way with Jeremy Paxman and the Olsen twins

Yesterday's Rapture was just a practical joke. GOTCHA BITCHES! Megarofl

Yesterday's Rapture was awesome! I met this guy called Jesus, he was saying something about heaven, I think....I just stabbed him in the face.

Yesterday's Rapture was more of a lie than the cake

Yesterday's Rapture was just another example of why Camping is wrong.