Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I’m about as happy as a nonce in a primary school
greg | 29/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a paedophile in a playground
D | 06/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70

Finish a random sentence!

This curry is so spicy it feels like
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This curry is so spicy it feels like a raging bushfire, tearing through the bush
Me | 05/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
This curry is so spicy it feels like I just ate a million Scoville units.
kevinbors | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 100
This curry is so spicy it feels like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's being maced
Slightly different blue | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 76
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This curry is so spicy it feels like I shouldn't have agreed to the Malari Tutu Tonton tribe initiation ceremony
Bob | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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This curry is so spicy it feels like my dick is burning up
Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
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This curry is so spicy it feels like it might be worth ripping my stomach open with a rusty spoon to avoid the inevitable ring of fire
Gadzooks | 03/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63