Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
I’m about as happy as a icecream in a freezer
Hunter | 20/04/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as a paedophile in a playground
D | 06/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as Lucy
Alberto | 05/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

Finish a random sentence!

You are so bald
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You are so bald magpies try and collect your head
bobdoon | 17/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
You are so bald that when you put your head between your legs it looks like your giving birth to a cancer patient
chaze | 17/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
You are so bald lice have put a life time ban on your head
jozyten | 15/02/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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You are so bald that you probably pee sitting down
chaze | 17/01/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16