Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

Finish a random sentence!

I need a piss so badly I could
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I need a piss so badly I could I need a piss so badly I could ... aaaaaahh
Corn | 19/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
I need a piss so badly I could quench the thirst of 1000 third world children
omgvain | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
I need a piss so badly I could unleash my entire bladder into your relaxing bath and not give a fuck
Alias | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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I need a piss so badly I could blow all my money on a Chinese black market replacement bladder
Alfred | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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I need a piss so badly I could Pressure wash a farmers dung spreader
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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I need a piss so badly I could use my bladder as a bowling ball
88ez | 17/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18