I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

When I heard Osama Bin Laden had been killed I laughed like Dr. Evil knowing his plan is all coming together!

When I heard Osama Bin Laden had been killed I laughed like someone had told me that the bird is the word

When I heard Osama Bin Laden had been killed I laughed like a heyena on laughing gas getting a 'massage' from Mr Tickle on speed

When I heard Osama Bin Laden had been killed I laughed like a Liverpool fan at the thought of winning silverware

When I heard Osama Bin Laden had been killed I laughed like Wayne Rooney when asked to spell his own name

When I heard Osama Bin Laden had been killed I laughed like michael jackson's lawyer when he was asked to defend him in court...