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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like
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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like a pepperami
i like turtles | 18/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like not only can I fly like a butterfly and sting like a bee, I can also hover in mid air like a hummingbird
Gadzooks | 18/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like Kohiro the golden unicorn's advice to eat the floating pink sugarballs is a little shaky
doobleducks | 18/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Just gave 9 pints of blood in one sitting and now I feel like an impotent penis
el stumpo | 18/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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