I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

I love you so much I'd I love you so much I'd rip out my bottom jaw to make you an ashtray

I love you so much I'd carve your name into my eyeballs

I love you so much I'd let you shit in my mouth

I love you so much I'd to kill you with my heart