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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than
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The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than your birth
Bestjokemaker | 17/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than when the young boy I was grooming online also turned out to be a 59 year old man
Nonce sence | 29/06/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than getting together with your lifelong crush, only to find out she has burger nips
Toby Larone | 06/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than a toothy blowjob from your uncle Ron
avogadroprevail | 30/06/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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