I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like she would be the perfect replacement for chamois when I'm cleaning my car, with the sucking ability of a garden vac

By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like someone drained the insides out of a walrus

By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...

By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like Mother Teresa, though less kinky and with more teeth.

By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like a lovechild between Peter Stringfellow and a cabbage

By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like the scrotum of an 80 year old man.