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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103

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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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5

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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6

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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