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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than skynet could ever wish to.
Faroutman | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than a Kim Jong-il special edition of Risk
Karen | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than I orgasm when I think of Emperor Palpatine's O-face whilst being taken roughly from behind by Elephant Man
Gadzooks | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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Boxsets are taking over the world faster than The amount of time it takes Ricky Bobby to shed his clothes.
Reckon | 22/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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