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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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That drunken text was a worse idea than
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That drunken text was a worse idea than hiding Shannon Matthews in a bed
Lang1702 | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 173
That drunken text was a worse idea than doing a 500ft bungee jump with a 600ft bungee
Gadzooks | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 173
That drunken text was a worse idea than Cora Berger's latest boob augmentation
Lang1702 | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 167
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That drunken text was a worse idea than not sharing a Tesco's Finest pizza with your neighbour...
Too Soon | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 142
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That drunken text was a worse idea than trying to find out if it is possible to use your blanket as a parachute.
Alice | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 125
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That drunken text was a worse idea than going swimming with Michael Barrymore.
Hoggy | 23/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 125