Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Finish a random sentence!

If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a one eyed eunuch
Zeugma | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 140
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the creators of Megaphores when they see that we haven't got a new sentence start today!
Useless! | 14/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than than Lady Gaga.
EddieB | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than I've ever used before. God I need this circus job!
Go for the jugular | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than the son of Chuck Norris and Chyna
cpw | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a George Michael wet dream
Bob | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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