Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than
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This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than Bieber's assassination warrant
Zeugma | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 86
This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than the contents of a gappies arse as he's leaving Cambodia
Gadzooks | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than a jar of Justin Bieber's tears
Terry | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than that special edition 1967 stamp where the queen has her flaps out
Cornwallis | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than a go on Emma Watson
Ghetto Delta | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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This family heirloom has been passed down through generations and is worth more than Balerathon. Chimera is rife at the moment.
T. Cruise | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54