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After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like
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After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like someone had cast Petrify on them
Cloud | 23/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like Ryvita thins
Mr. Ninepound | 23/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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I was slapped so hard I thought
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I was slapped so hard I thought I was back at Mistress Whiplash's house of pain & I had forgotten the safety word
kinky | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128
I was slapped so hard I thought I'd never taste your girlfriend again.
Anton DeWitt | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 120
I was slapped so hard I thought I'd just made a Holocaust joke in a synagogue
Gadzooks | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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I was slapped so hard I thought I was going to have to cast regen on myself
Cloud | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
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I was slapped so hard I thought , "and this is why you have to stay in the kitchen"
Zeugma | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I was slapped so hard I thought I shouldn't have asked Rick James what the five fingers said to the face
Charlie Murphy | 04/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74