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I've been dumped more time than
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I've been dumped more time than a curry at an elephant's stag party
Ian Gregory | 19/02/2020 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 148

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It's times like this I wish I was
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It's times like this I wish I was hung like Jeremy Beadle
Small Hands | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
It's times like this I wish I was actually invisible so the screams and peeping tom arrest would go away
Bob | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
It's times like this I wish I was fireproof... stupid dragons...
Gadzooks | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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It's times like this I wish I was good at coming up with Megaphores
i like turtles | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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It's times like this I wish I was Natalie Portman's bar of soap
1337 | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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It's times like this I wish I was sat at home on the Xbox living off benefits
Scum | 29/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39