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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than the world trampolining championships.
Faroutman | 04/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than a bridegrooms bum.
EddieB | 04/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than your mom's underwear
Burned | 04/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than Kerry Katona
Pu | 04/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than a bungee rope made of flubber
Gadzooks | 04/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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My Bi-Polar friend is more up and down than the big dipper
Pug | 04/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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