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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I couldn't be happier if
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I couldn't be happier if Ke$sha, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Bono, Jedward & the Glee Cast all got caught up in the same combine harvester accident
cpw | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
I couldn't be happier if an old bearded man in a brown dressing gown told me I needed to become a Jedi like my father
Bib | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
I couldn't be happier if I woke up one morning with breasts
Playfully | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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I couldn't be happier if I was on a Prozac drip with a Nitrous oxide mask
i like turtles | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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I couldn't be happier if I could see multiple raibows, there so beautiful
anon | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I couldn't be happier if bacon and donuts were good for me
Driver | 11/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66