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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a Kardashian
(-: | 06/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a petit pois
Vegetated | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a cheap pork sausage
cpw | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a young Stephen Hawking on Relentless
Bob | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a past series of big brother.
Dyslexics society | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a lovechild between Stephen Fry and Toto the Wise Owl of Evalon
Bob | 25/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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