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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Nicki Minaj is the worst thing to happen to music since
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Nicki Minaj is the worst thing to happen to music since since Michael Jackson f**ked McCauley Culkin
C-Bone | 05/05/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
Nicki Minaj is the worst thing to happen to music since the time mr blobby shat on noel edmonds record player...
s | 27/04/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
Nicki Minaj is the worst thing to happen to music since Madonna queefed into a kazoo
Simon Cowell | 06/03/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26