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Top megaphores

I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110

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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106

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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.

Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store

Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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Top megaphores

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than your mum's vibrator in 6th gear

generic username | 27/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

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Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than Jordan's swallow muscle

generic username | 27/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than than a vegetarian's farts

Hotdog | 27/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than the time I boosted a nuclear power plant using Sex Panther

Gadzooks | 27/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine; by transforming into the same blue ghost that you'll eventually replicate anyway

Poodong | 27/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than the Illuminati wished they were

Bob | 27/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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