Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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She has teeth like
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She has teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace
Billy Johan | 04/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 133
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She has teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Sun Tzu | 20/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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She has teeth like A summers day, some are green some are yellow
Kye | 20/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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She has teeth like the white snow. I put that white in her smile
Bestjokemaker | 15/11/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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She has teeth like a box of broken smarties
Egbert | 10/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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She has teeth like A row of garage doors half open
John | 10/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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