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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Finish a random sentence!

That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than employing an extremely hungry hobo.
Slightly different blue | 16/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than a blastoise battling a charmander
gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than the KY jelly. Fun Times.
Faroutman | 16/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than emplyoying the world's most experienced grape picker to pluck them right out of your ass
temujin | 16/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than this tooth-whitening cream.
Rikki Sixx | 16/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than tigerblood
Jon Shed | 16/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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