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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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No way could you do that. You've got more chance
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of oscar pistorius catching athletes foot
Ciaran | 25/10/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 492
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of being deepthroated by a nun
Mr. Porky | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 239
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of finding a one ended stick
Addy1991 | 07/01/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 224
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance You've got more chance than being kicked by a snake
Chopper | 02/05/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 189
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Shoving cooked spaghetti up a mountain lion’s ass
Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 157
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance of using that expired condom you keep in your wallet 'just incase'
Hoggy | 23/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 145