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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

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These puff pastry parcels are
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These puff pastry parcels are Discriminatory if there only for puffs
Noel Pattern | 29/09/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
These puff pastry parcels are Sent to you via royal mail so they will be colder than an eskimos toilet seat
Gm | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0