Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still pick the peanuts out of her crap just to see where they came from

Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still crawl inside her turtle shell

Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still let her touch my special area

When I'm finished with you your face will look like Butta

When I'm finished with you your face will look like A Picasso painting he'd done whilst suffering a stroke

When I'm finished with you your face will look like the elephant man after a vicious dog attack

When I'm finished with you your face will look like a tiger and it will cost £3. All proceeds go to Comic Relief

When I'm finished with you your face will look like the south end of a north facing horse

When I'm finished with you your face will look like a half eaten pomegranate