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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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His handshake was so limp
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His handshake was so limp - I think I touched a shrimp! Bestimmt*... (German for certainly*)
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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His handshake was so limp It was like shaking hands with a dead fish.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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His handshake was so limp Bizkit, I just kept rollin' rollin' rollin'
Lilslugger | 10/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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His handshake was so limp on our first date it's like he wasn't even dead.
Dave's Mate | 08/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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His handshake was so limp I thought I had the wrong appendage
Slugger | 10/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a bit of lettuce
boobles | 12/10/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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