I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Justin Bieber is more annoying than someone using the urinal next to you when there's clearly loads free

Justin Bieber is more annoying than having a stiffy on a Glynn Williams coach full of nuns

Justin Bieber is more annoying than the go compare twat giving you a personal concert for 28 days straight

Justin Bieber is more annoying than having someone accidentally stab you in the balls

Justin Bieber is more annoying than waiting behind a pensioner at the self service checkout

Justin Bieber is more annoying than ppl hu typ lyk dis