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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Freddy mercury at an orgy
Tonebloke | 25/01/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a vegan fart
Solomon Grundy | 28/07/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than Tim Romble wearing his favourite bumming hat
Provokativ69 | 29/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a fart in an elevator
nickjkelly | 08/03/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a deranged scorpion on meth
bsg1 | 11/04/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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If I was a hitman I would be deadlier than a quadriplegic comatose patient.
Man with no arms | 19/09/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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