I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour

I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape

Boxsets are taking over the world faster than skynet could ever wish to.

Boxsets are taking over the world faster than a Kim Jong-il special edition of Risk

Boxsets are taking over the world faster than I orgasm when I think of Emperor Palpatine's O-face whilst being taken roughly from behind by Elephant Man

Boxsets are taking over the world faster than The amount of time it takes Ricky Bobby to shed his clothes.