Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
5
I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

Finish a random sentence!

My phone is so outdated it
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My phone is so outdated it was originally on a list of that year's greatest innovations, along with 'the wheel' and 'fire'
toby larone | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 148
My phone is so outdated it comes with an over the shoulder carry strap
headfucker | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 142
My phone is so outdated it doesnt even have Snake!
Hoggy | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 121
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My phone is so outdated it uses a rotary dialer, plugs into the wall and has a curly cable to the handset. It's been nicknamed 'The House Phone'
Boom boom | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
5
My phone is so outdated it should get me a sympathy lay
Bob | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My phone is so outdated it can only get you through to Alexander Graham Bell
Dot Dot Dash | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101