Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

Finish a random sentence!

Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than
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Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than Bradford Bulls' capitulation at Millenium Magic
Lang1702 | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 92
Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than Liverpool fans belief that they are still a 'big club'
YSB | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than a midget circus
Bib | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than K$sha's songs
Kabal | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than watching a clown snort cocaine
Bob | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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Petrol prices are getting more ridiculous than waiting 12 years for the Duke Nukem game..
Farotman | 13/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52