Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

Finish a random sentence!

Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Ralph Wiggums night light
Lang1702 | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 124
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than a gollywog's teeth
Stonefish | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the National Albino Society's trip to the hall of mirrors
Bob | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than the freshly spilt blood of the rabbit i just caught in my headlights
Hoggy | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Neo Bahamut's tonsils
Cloud | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Can you turn down the light? It's brighter than Johnny Flame holding a disco ball
doobleducks | 22/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52