I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than your mum's vibrator in 6th gear

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than Jordan's swallow muscle

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than than a vegetarian's farts

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than the time I boosted a nuclear power plant using Sex Panther

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine; by transforming into the same blue ghost that you'll eventually replicate anyway

Obi-Wan: If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than the Illuminati wished they were