Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I heard someone describe WW1 as "a bit icky"
Gadzooks | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my Kinder Egg had an I.O.U inside
Bob | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since all my Christmas presents were goats to African families
Bob | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I learned that Santa Claus wasn't real
Balled my eyes out | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I was an NHS doctor preparing for the mass Swine Flu epidemic
cpw | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my "super sexy" blind date was a ginger
anon | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48