I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like it's acceptable to piss in it

This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like MY PARENTS DONT LIKE MEH

This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like an albino spawning zone

This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like swimming in domestos.

This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like my eyes are being deep fat fried inside my skull

This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like breaststroking through dettol