I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the ocean floor

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do it on Animal Farm. Ill get the pony.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like an epileptic at a daft punk lightshow

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the pornography channel.

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like two eunuchs with a strap-on and a tangerine

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like CRAzEE So WEE CaN PRRETeeeNND We'Re NOT DEaF