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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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This squid is so undercooked
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This squid is so undercooked it's still telling Spongebob to bug off
Original Author Unknown | 04/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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This squid is so undercooked I might as well hook myself up to an Imodium drip
Ron Weasles | 05/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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This squid is so undercooked it’s still appearing in hentai movies
Weeeeeeeb | 05/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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This squid is so undercooked I fink the Fink got me inked.
PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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