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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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That guy? He's about as manly as
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That guy? He's about as manly as graham norton holding a strawberry cornetto....
tommy fletch | 17/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 117
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That guy? He's about as manly as JLS condoms
Zeugma | 17/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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That guy? He's about as manly as boxercise
Jeff | 17/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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That guy? He's about as manly as an oestrogen fountain
Pulp | 17/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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That guy? He's about as manly as Gok Wan
Faroutman | 17/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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That guy? He's about as manly as a feather boa dusted in glitter wrapped around a grade A poof
London Baby | 17/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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