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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103

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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

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I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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Top megaphores

When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like more doctors should involve their tongues during prostate exams

generic username | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like my 24 inch cock was absolutely normal

Wendy | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like I probably should have washed my knob first

blob | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like heaven: under the expert touch of his be-rubbered fingers

Hom1 | 28/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like a glove puppet

laffingboy | 02/07/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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When I went on Embarrassing Bodies, Dr. Christian made me feel like I'd have been better off spending my life bathing in open sewage whilst trying to pleasure an angry bull using a cactus

Gadzooks | 30/06/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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