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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Nothing makes me choke back the tears like
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Nothing makes me choke back the tears like the alternate ending to Titanic where Leonardo Di Caprio doesn't die
Conker343 | 04/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Nothing makes me choke back the tears like a night of passionate lovemaking with my hand
Hot Dogger | 04/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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