Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

Finish a random sentence!

What the deuce? That's more revolting than
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than that time I asked for 'The Works' in a Vietnamese brothel
Alias | 18/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
What the deuce? That's more revolting than rimming Voldemort.
cosmic | 18/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
What the deuce? That's more revolting than Ann Robinson's vagina trying to do an impression of her face...
g | 18/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than the new Cream Cheese & Chives flavour milkshake from Frijj
Quadraspaz | 18/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than sucking rancid camel vomit from the festering anus of a two-months-dead mutilated toddler.
Slightly different blue | 18/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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What the deuce? That's more revolting than the time I drowned a sack full of kiddies in that lake of puréed kittens
Gadzooks | 18/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41