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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I would appear incandescent
Positively glowing | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.
EddieB | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I could be mistaken for a tungsten filament lamp
Bayonet cap. Obv | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter all the ladies would be foaming at the lips, and I'm not talking about their mouths
Fresnel | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter it would end up looking like a burns unit
Suggy | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter people might mistake me for Scarlett Johansson
Gadzooks | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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