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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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If I watch one more minute of Olympic sport
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If I watch one more minute of Olympic sport I will start to care about these people. Wait, nope. Maybe if I watch another minute. Hmm. A pattern is developing.
James Duval | 01/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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If I watch one more minute of Olympic sport I'll start playing table tennis with the TV remote
goop | 01/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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