After the nuclear war, he looked like a kid after a sandpaper slip'n'slide

After the nuclear war, he looked like Human biltong and smelt like a turd wrapped in burnt hair.

After the nuclear war, he looked like Mark Zuckerburg after a day in the sun

After the nuclear war, he looked like Joe Biden tripping up stairs.

After the nuclear war, he looked like Double fucked swiss cheese

After the nuclear war, he looked like a live cockroach

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as my dreams of finding something I can't masturbate over

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the dry inflamed itchy skin on my head. Damn psoriasis

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as that robber who interupted me when I was making a manwich with a machete. Damn that was tasty.

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as Julius Caesar.... too soon?

Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as the crowd at a Rebecca Black concert