Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 112
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

Finish a random sentence!

Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than
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Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than giving up a seat on the bus for a fat girl and asking "whens it due?"
s | 24/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than walking up to your Chinese buddy and saying "Hi Ling Fei" but realising it's actually Fu Wong
Steamed Hams | 24/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than seeing 'Britain's best business minds' hold up an orange and ask - 'Is this an orange?'.
Trooper | 24/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than seeing my ex-boyfriend losing on 'Eggheads' last week.
cosmic | 24/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than Jersey shore bred with Only way is Essex, on steroids. With a steaming dog turd in the middle
Hoggy | 24/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41
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Made in Chelsea is more cringeworthy than Sobo oiling herself up.
Faroutman | 24/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36