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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Is it me or does that look weirder than
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Is it me or does that look weirder than Michael Jacksons face after a house fire.
matt558 | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 108
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Is it me or does that look weirder than a bacon sandwich in a Mosque.
Jumpin Jimny | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
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Is it me or does that look weirder than watching N'gog actually scor a goal!
Lang1702 | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 80
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Is it me or does that look weirder than Liverpool fans thinking Torres was ever going to stay
Lang1702 | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 71
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Is it me or does that look weirder than Max Mosley on a Friday night.
Zeugma | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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Is it me or does that look weirder than the Bride of Wildenstein doing her weird face...
Poostache | 29/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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