Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

Finish a random sentence!

It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I would start to lactate ice cream.
Faroutman | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 224
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Harvey Price would think I was an Etch-a-Sketch
jonh | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 154
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder Even chuck Norris wouldn't fuck with em
Gav087 | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 142
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd have a 3rd dan...each
Zeugma | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I'd burst right out of this gimp suit.
Bob | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 109
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I could tune into the next radio station, and turn up the volume.
Angie...angel -eyes 16/11 | 16/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108