Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Finish a random sentence!

I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than my girlfriends yeast infection
Zeugma | 10/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 107
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than the waste from a liposuction clinic
i like turtles | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than curdled yogurt
Faroutman | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than porridge with the appearance of cottage cheese
Lang1702 | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than your mom's shepherds pie
Chuckle vision | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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I forgot to buy milk so my pancakes ended up stodgier than hour old chewing gum
vader | 09/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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