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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 120

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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106

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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87

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I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78

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5

I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour

Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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6

I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

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