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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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That BBQ smells so good it's like
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That BBQ smells so good it's like a sign of things to come when the Rapture comes in 5 hours...
Hoggy | 21/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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That BBQ smells so good it's like all the vegetarians have been politely asked to get the fuck out
Quadraspaz | 21/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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That BBQ smells so good it's like I'm being fucked in the nose by burgers, sausages & sweet sweet ribs..
generic username | 21/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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That BBQ smells so good it's like being pleasured by Angelina Jolie
Faroutman | 21/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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That BBQ smells so good it's like this roadkilled skunk is being cooked by Michel Roux, Jr.
i like turtles | 21/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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