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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Finish a random sentence!

Libya is in more of a mess than
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Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper
Zeugma | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 228
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Libya is in more of a mess than this mixture of meringue, strawberries and cream
Look it up you nugget | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 79
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Libya is in more of a mess than no other country. There are no problems here!
Deluded Leader | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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Libya is in more of a mess than a teenagers wank sock
B. Becker | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Libya is in more of a mess than your mum's nickers after her 2 hour session on the tumble drier
milkynickers | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Libya is in more of a mess than that cat I scraped off my car bumper
butthold surfer | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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