I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard

I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.

I’m about as happy as a crack addict

Tennis is so middle class that when Jo Wilfried Tsonga first turned up they handed him a mop and bucket

Tennis is so middle class between match entertainment is provided by the London Philharmonic

Tennis is so middle class burger vans sell sachets of olive oil and creme fraiche

Tennis is so middle class unwritten rules dictate the level of every spectator's car must be Volvo or higher