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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Britain has less chance of topping the Olympic medal tables than
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Britain has less chance of topping the Olympic medal tables than the queen skydiving out of a plane.. oh
@simplelampoon | 31/07/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
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Britain has less chance of topping the Olympic medal tables than Michael Phelps on his own
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Britain has less chance of topping the Olympic medal tables than I do of making it through the day without embarrassing myself
Boris Johnson | 31/07/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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