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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My fingers are so cold
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My fingers are so cold if I stuck them up your mother I'd pull out her vagina like a popsicle.
Ed | 25/03/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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My fingers are so cold it feels like I fingerblasted a snowman
bobe | 18/02/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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My fingers are so cold When I fingered your mum she was wetter than Stephen Hawkins drip tray
Corey Scott | 27/03/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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My fingers are so cold It was so mouldy
Ben | 10/03/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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My fingers are so cold I found a bit of penguin shit on the end of them
The WIlliams | 13/05/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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