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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
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I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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If Star Wars was real my life couldn't be more complete if
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If Star Wars was real my life couldn't be more complete if I managed to get myself out of this chair to go see it! Now where are those chips?! MMMMUUUUUMMMM!
E. Cartman | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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If Star Wars was real my life couldn't be more complete if my pet was Charizard and my wife was Jessica Biel.
Faroutman | 17/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
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If Star Wars was real my life couldn't be more complete if I was also hanging out of the back of Lara Croft
Anime | 18/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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