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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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I visited the very depths of hell and it was like
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I visited the very depths of hell and it was like a standard friday night with all the whips, torture & gang rapings.. only a bit warmer..
generic username | 23/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
I visited the very depths of hell and it was like Asda on pension day.
EddieB | 23/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
I visited the very depths of hell and it was like Being a Yankee in Louisiana.
Allihurse. | 23/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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I visited the very depths of hell and it was like an Amy Winehouse gig with Rebecca Black as the support act
Exactatickelytackely | 23/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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I visited the very depths of hell and it was like standing in an infinitely long queue behind retards who take forever at an ATM machine
garglespunk | 23/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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I visited the very depths of hell and it was like Day 1 of my shift in the ryanair hangar
Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0