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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a fart in a library
blob | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a flying brick
Matt | 19/12/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as James Bond, as he slips the Rohitnol into the unsuspecting womans drink.
Hoggy | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as Nun in a brothel.
Father Zac | 29/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a cactus in a nun's knickers
Chiptop | 09/03/2017 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as the knife Prince Charles is planning on slipping between the Queen's ribs
Gadzooks | 24/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 50