She has teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace

She has teeth like a box of broken smarties

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been used as a blunt weapon to beat someone to death

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I sucked a guy off and my face got pregnant.

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the elephant man's tumours took a holiday to the delightful country of my face

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like michelin man's inflamed thyroid gland

Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I got Tango'd by Brock Lesnar