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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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Halloween is more forgotten than
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Halloween is more forgotten than titties
yes | 04/10/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
Halloween is more forgotten than sprites of body
waqas ahmad | 06/11/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Halloween is more forgotten than that one piece of homework that you always "forget" to do.
Sophie Fairbrother | 29/10/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Halloween is more forgotten than a lover
Jefukadasai | 27/10/2014 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0