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She has teeth like
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She has teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace
Billy Johan | 04/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
She has teeth like a box of broken smarties
Egbert | 10/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the Bride of Wildenstein after a knife fighting exercise at Bath Uni Jitsu Club....
Poostache | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 131
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been used as a blunt weapon to beat someone to death
Gadzooks | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I sucked a guy off and my face got pregnant.
Slightly different blue | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like the elephant man's tumours took a holiday to the delightful country of my face
Zeugma | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 90
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like michelin man's inflamed thyroid gland
Quadraspaz | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I got Tango'd by Brock Lesnar
heatseeker | 02/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82