Finish the current sentence!

I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
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I’m about as happy as a crack addict
Charlotte | 23/07/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

Finish a random sentence!

This box of freshly picked apples is like
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This box of freshly picked apples is like the blue man group in camouflage hiding from the constabulary
Super Freaky | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 160
This box of freshly picked apples is like THE most premature cider possible
Grasshopper | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 98
This box of freshly picked apples is like telling the doctor to 'go effing screw yourself'...
Poostache | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
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This box of freshly picked apples is like that box of dead babies in my garage
Zeugma | 03/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 68
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This box of freshly picked apples is like a constant phallic reminder of my insatiable virility
Bob | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 63
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This box of freshly picked apples is like a chernobyl survivor's scrotum
Bebop | 02/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44