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I’m about as happy as
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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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The first time I discovered porn it was like
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The first time I discovered porn it was like the world's stickiest fire extinguisher
Gadzooks | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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The first time I discovered porn it was like tiny electric rainbows springing forth from a well of despair
gemma | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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The first time I discovered porn it was like the crescendo to Nessun Dorma in my nutsack
Gobbledegook | 19/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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The first time I discovered porn it was like warm yoghurt from a Super Soaker for 8 days straight
Dork | 20/10/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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