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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I heard someone describe WW1 as "a bit icky"

Gadzooks | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my Kinder Egg had an I.O.U inside

Bob | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since all my Christmas presents were goats to African families

Bob | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I learned that Santa Claus wasn't real

Balled my eyes out | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I was an NHS doctor preparing for the mass Swine Flu epidemic

cpw | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my "super sexy" blind date was a ginger

anon | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I went back to masturbating without nipple clamps and a noose around my neck...

kinky | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since my secret surprise birthday present was a picture of a squirrel, a grey squirrel

nelly | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I got some Paco Racoban for christmas

Beans? | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since I saw this year's Dancing on Ice lineup

Evil Eye | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since the ending of Inception

bib | 27/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 13

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Petrol prices are to be slashed by 1p per litre? I haven't felt this underwhelmed since...

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