A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you...

A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out the filling was tiger blood and Susan Boyle's gash fromage
Zeugma | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 129
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out there was a third ingredient and it was HATE
Bob | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 126
A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you were lactose intolerant, a diabetic, and had a wheat allergy.
Faroutman | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 116
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you warmed the contents of a building site toilet and served it in a crusty corpse
Lang1702 | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you being orally pleasured by Stephen Hawkins
Lang1702 | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you ate it first, shat it out and served it along side your "special mayonnaise"..
generic username | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you drowned a kitten and stole a unicorn horn. That would be bad. Very bad. Very very bad indeed.
anon | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you made the bread with yeast from my wife's clunge
junctionX | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you had it shoved so far up your arse you could taste it
Gadzooks | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you fucked it.
Rikki Sixx | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you Added Marmite!
EddieB | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 36
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out it was actually dick cheese and tampon scrapings
Uberweiss | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 33
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out it was handmade by an autistic walrus
Bob | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you threw in some olives
i like turtles | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you had to eat it off Zangief's back
bilbo | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you were eating it with a naked David Dickinson
Doon | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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