If my eyes were any closer together I would...

If my eyes were any closer together I would cry a single stream of free flowing tears for all the ones that rejected me
EmoRomeo | 02/05/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 85
If my eyes were any closer together I would be able to go on britain's got incest for a chance to perform for jeremy kyle
Zeugma | 02/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
If my eyes were any closer together I would have the depth perception of a woman
Lang1702 | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
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If my eyes were any closer together I would be a cyclops
Megan | 11/09/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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If my eyes were any closer together I would have to go pick a fight to go get them separated again.
Faroutman | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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If my eyes were any closer together I would be able to use a monacle indtead of a pair of glasses
Ayatolah | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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If my eyes were any closer together I would finally be able to see the damage my addiction has inflicted on my septum
Gadzooks | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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If my eyes were any closer together I would see everything in cartoon form
Roy | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
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If my eyes were any closer together I would look like a I have Down Syndrome
Cruel | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

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If my eyes were any closer together I would
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