Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

If my eyes were any closer together I would cry a single stream of free flowing tears for all the ones that rejected me

EmoRomeo | 02/05/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 85

If my eyes were any closer together I would be able to go on britain's got incest for a chance to perform for jeremy kyle

Zeugma | 02/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77

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If my eyes were any closer together I would have the depth perception of a woman

Lang1702 | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75

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4

If my eyes were any closer together I would have to go pick a fight to go get them separated again.

Faroutman | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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5

If my eyes were any closer together I would be a cyclops

Megan | 11/09/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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6

If my eyes were any closer together I would be able to use a monacle indtead of a pair of glasses

Ayatolah | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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7

If my eyes were any closer together I would finally be able to see the damage my addiction has inflicted on my septum

Gadzooks | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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8

If my eyes were any closer together I would see everything in cartoon form

Roy | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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9

If my eyes were any closer together I would look like a I have Down Syndrome

Cruel | 01/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14

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If my eyes were any closer together I would...