Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

Call that a winner? I've seen a midget knocked over by a full size jenga.

Faroutman | 29/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Call that a winner? I've seen horses solve a rubiks cube faster

Bob | 29/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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Call that a winner? I've seen real Winners calm people down with a much more patronising tone

Gadzooks | 29/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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Call that a winner? I've seen the world's biggest winner in the mirror, and he's AWESOME, True Story

Barney Stinson | 29/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

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5

Call that a winner? I've seen better horses used to make Pritt Stick

Shalom | 29/05/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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Call that a winner? I've seen...