Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I haven't panicked this much since my old gran caught her tit in the mangle.

OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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I haven't panicked this much since the last time someone asked to borrow my laptop, before I'd cleared the history..

generic username | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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I haven't panicked this much since my son said he wanted me to meet his friend Raoul from ballet camp

Bob | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39

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I haven't panicked this much since my dog told me it was joining a philanthropy tour aiming to reduce racial segregation in South African canines

doobleducks | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I haven't panicked this much since I misheard my wife say she was going to get some M&S items for later

Gary | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I haven't panicked this much since I heard the key turn in the lock whilst dressed in my wife's underwear chasing a badger around the room

Gadzooks | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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I haven't panicked this much since i went down on the missus and a woodlouse crawled out

serpent666 | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I haven't panicked this much since my son Raoul asked me to meet his friend from ballet camp

bob's dark side | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I haven't panicked this much since I was in the company of Mr. Mannering.

Faroutman | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29

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I haven't panicked this much since I found a lump on my mother's breast with my mouth

edg99 | 12/06/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

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I haven't panicked this much since That time i followed through at high school

Greg | 16/03/2013 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I haven't panicked this much since...

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