Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

If I was any wiser the Eggheads would pay to gargle my semen

blobberknocker | 08/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

If I was any wiser I probably would have seen the flaw in going to war armed with nothing but a blade of grass and a Bible

Gadzooks | 09/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

MegaAwful

If I was any wiser Ian McKellen would be balls deep in my brain stem

Kong | 08/07/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18

MegaAwful

If I was any wiser...