Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I'm such a badass I flattened a steamroller

Creative Mafia | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74

MegaAwful

I'm such a badass I use appropriate spelling and grammar.

Alphonso+ | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

MegaAwful

I'm such a badass I make lions play dead when they see me

Creative Mafia | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60

MegaAwful

4

I'm such a badass I went into a McDonalds, ordered a whopper and got one

Chuck Norris | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

MegaAwful

5

I'm such a badass I watched a film with mild sex references

Pat | 20/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

MegaAwful

6

I'm such a badass I did 32 on a 30 speed limit road

N.Prvs | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

MegaAwful

7

I'm such a badass I killed a kitten

Faroutman | 14/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 41

MegaAwful

I'm such a badass I...