Top 10 by Zeugma

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than an otter's pocket
Zeugma | 06/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 253
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Libya is in more of a mess than that prostitute I put through the woodchipper
Zeugma | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 228
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A good chocolate brownie should have the consistency of not just any turd, but a freshly laid, extra nutty, fairtrade, M&S turd
Zeugma | 03/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 170
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Trying to organise things with my friends is a nightmare. They are slacker than a Thai ladyboy's back pussy
Zeugma | 21/02/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 159
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A cheese and jam toastie? That couldn't be worse if you found out the filling was tiger blood and Susan Boyle's gash fromage
Zeugma | 10/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 142
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than a one eyed eunuch
Zeugma | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 142
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That joke made me laugh so hard I almost think you almost certainly stole it from a certain well known inappropriate joke website
Zeugma | 04/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 131
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When I showed up to that Bar Mitzvah I felt about as welcome as a german plumber who just popped by to check the sprinkler system
Zeugma | 23/04/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 128
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather not go to your clown fetish circle jerk
Zeugma | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
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It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder they'd have a 3rd dan...each
Zeugma | 25/01/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
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