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That drunken text was a worse idea than doing a 500ft bungee jump with a 600ft bungee
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| 23/01/2011 |
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Where did you meet her? She looks like my old boxing gloves - sweaty and leathery, with fist-sized opening just waiting to be filled
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| 05/04/2011 |
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A spider just landed on my face and I screamed like I'd been suplexed through a cattle grid
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| 09/04/2011 |
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Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than Darth Vader in an S&M store
Gadzooks
| 01/04/2011 |
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132
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Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than being beaten at pinball by a deaf, dumb and blind kid
Gadzooks
| 09/02/2011 |
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125
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When the probe was inserted I felt as if the medical for being a choir boy was surprisingly rigorous
Gadzooks
| 07/02/2011 |
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118
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You call this torture? You might as well cover me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians
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| 27/04/2011 |
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Been listening to Chris Moyles for 30 hours straight and now I'm feeling more neurotic than a squirrel that's been partying with Charlie Sheen
Gadzooks
| 17/03/2011 |
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101
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If I was on Mastermind I would look dumber than a Redneck retaking primary school for the 18th time
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| 27/01/2011 |
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I've been used as a blunt weapon to beat someone to death
Gadzooks
| 02/04/2011 |
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