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Car insurance has become more over priced than tank insurance in Libya.
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| 07/04/2011 |
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That bang was so loud I thought it was a bad idea to build the school for the sensitive of hearing next to Clumsy Joe's dynamite warehouse.
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| 13/04/2011 |
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108
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Just been stung by a wasp and now my face has swollen up so bad it looks like I sucked a guy off and my face got pregnant.
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| 02/04/2011 |
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91
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That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than employing an extremely hungry hobo.
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| 16/03/2011 |
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78
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This curry is so spicy it feels like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's being maced
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| 03/04/2011 |
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75
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Early 19th century tampons looked like a servant with bloody fingers.
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| 17/05/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
73
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After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like how Jesus felt after his Ascension when he had to move back in with his Dad.
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| 02/05/2011 |
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72
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I'm so addicted to chocolate, I crave it more than crack cocaine laced with crystal meth, snorted off an alcohol-soaked cigarette while surfing the internet.
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| 18/03/2011 |
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72
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Spring has sprung, the daffodils are out and I feel gayer than two rainbows with designer handbags locked in a tender man-on-man kiss
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| 31/03/2011 |
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72
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This Orchid is rarer than the monkeys that typed out the full works of Shakespeare
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| 23/03/2011 |
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| MegaScore:
66
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