Top 10 by EddieB
Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you didn't listen.
When the probe was inserted I felt as if mooning the UFO had been a bad idea.
By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!
If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than than Lady Gaga.
If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.
If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Mr. Creosote.
Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cut my knackers off with a rusty saw!
Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pears
My phone is so outdated it only has a 3.5 inch touchscreen and OS 2.1!