Top 10 by EddieB

Where did you learn to cook? This tastes like you didn't listen.
EddieB | 11/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 136
When the probe was inserted I felt as if mooning the UFO had been a bad idea.
EddieB | 07/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
Just ran over my cat and now it's as dead as it should have been the 1st 8 times I ran it over!
EddieB | 11/04/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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By the time Amy Winehouse is 40 she will look like ....haha.... what am I saying, Amy Winehose 40! Ha ha ...
EddieB | 10/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
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If I walked into a club looking any hotter I'd be cool.
EddieB | 26/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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If I eat any more I'll end up looking like Mr. Creosote.
EddieB | 06/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
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Someone took a dump in my shoe and it smells like they may have eaten pears
EddieB | 05/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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Thank you for your kind invite, but I'd rather cut my knackers off with a rusty saw!
EddieB | 16/02/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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My phone is so outdated it only has a 3.5 inch touchscreen and OS 2.1!
EddieB | 07/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
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If I'm going to do this I'll need more balls than than Lady Gaga.
EddieB | 13/03/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67