Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than An Arabs top lip
Dan | 29/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
After the nuclear war, he looked like a tranny's gash.
Arubaito Macht Frei | 23/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
After the nuclear war, he looked like a Nigger tossing a Kike's salad.
Arubaito Macht Frei | 23/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
After the nuclear war, he looked like a Kike who was just asked to cover the tip.
Arubaito Macht Frei | 23/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I'm going to punch you so hard Snapchat will use your busted face as a filter
GroundZ_troll | 05/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
After the nuclear war, he looked like Crap
Mark | 05/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Meeting a Richard Simmons Jr.
Bird Man | 01/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
This heat is making me thirstier than a lesbian at an all-girls school
the lesbian at an all-gir | 01/07/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
After the nuclear war, he looked like Mark Zuckerburg after a day in the sun
JourneyKid | 12/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
After the nuclear war, he looked like Joe Biden tripping up stairs.
Hunter Biden | 12/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
I'm going to punch you so hard That fix it Felix would not be able to fix you
Jalon | 07/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard That when you wake up you’re clothes will be back in fashion
Jimbo | 03/06/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 97
I'm going to punch you so hard Im going to punch you so hard I’ll knock a chromosome out you and give you u Down syndrome
Harvo Washington | 26/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
Well that plan went down like A fat kid on a seesaw
Charlie Loewen | 22/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
After the nuclear war, he looked like Human biltong and smelt like a turd wrapped in burnt hair.
PapaTee | 17/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
Environmentalists' policy on using only one square of toilet paper per visit is Fudge
T Man | 04/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
After the nuclear war, he looked like Double fucked swiss cheese
T Man | 04/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
After the nuclear war, he looked like a live cockroach
Bestile | 28/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like Fat chick on prom night
Brandon G | 13/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
Well that plan went down like Hobo on a bologna sandwich
Brandon G | 13/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
This heat is making me thirstier than a toddler with a box of saltines and no water
gulluh | 03/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
This heat is making me thirstier than a sea lion crossing the sahara
gulluh | 03/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than a blastoise battling a charmander
gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
After the nuclear war, he looked like a kid after a sandpaper slip'n'slide
gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
I'm going to punch you so hard To kill you
Aanni | 05/03/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16
This curry is so spicy it feels like I need to have sex NOW
Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
This curry is so spicy it feels like my dick is burning up
Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still Suck a fart out of her shitbox
Kye | 20/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
She has teeth like A summers day, some are green some are yellow
Kye | 20/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
She looked at me like I'd just Spat in her food
Hhehe | 18/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a Beaver's beaver
Nate | 10/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 82
I'm going to punch you so hard Even your parents won't recognize you👊😂
Khin | 25/01/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll have to shove a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth
CozyMarrow | 13/12/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
No way could you do that. You've got more chance No way could you do that, you got more chance finding a camel with a flat back
Mark salmon | 20/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93
She has teeth like a box of broken smarties
Egbert | 10/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like MY PARENTS DONT LIKE MEH
hunter | 13/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
She has teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace
Billy Johan | 04/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as Nun in a brothel.
Father Zac | 29/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of Beethoven rising from the dead to do Strictly Come Dancing
gadgetman36 | 27/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
This squid is so undercooked I might as well hook myself up to an Imodium drip
Ron Weasles | 05/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
This squid is so undercooked it's still telling Spongebob to bug off
Original Author Unknown | 04/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of finding Madeleine Mccann alive
MK | 28/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
My forearms are so strong I could Wank off gym meets phallus
SS | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of finding a Nun doing squats in a cucumber field
LMAZ | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Jo.Murray. And. Pyull. Daddy.
Jo.Murray. | 22/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
No way could you do that. You've got more chance "?>hello
Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
No way could you do that. You've got more chance "?>hello
Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance doing a big poo
Roger | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a jew in the SS
lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a straight hairdresser
lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0