I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll be seeing stars, comets, meteors, and asteroids all at once
Hugh Jass | 16/05/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I'm more nervous for this interview than A fart in a shitting contest
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
Her face is so old it looks like An exhumed condom
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like Joining a queue for a kick in the cunt
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
That secret santa present Was as bad as a wank from a badger
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a fat kid in a candy store.
me | 06/03/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard that your glasses will be compressed into contact lenses
the_one | 23/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Putting a plaid dress on a worm
appleseed | 12/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll cough up bones.
Roger Cook | 20/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
I’m about as happy as Prison lifer stuffing a newby in the prison wallet
Janick Rodrigue | 12/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Whitney Houston’s spliff.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stephen Hawkin’s shoulder.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 74
I’m about as happy as A prison lifer stuffing a newby's prison wallet
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
My hangover is so bad I feel like That I'd be better off 6ft under in the forever box.
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
My hangover is so bad I feel like A limp dick in a whore house
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll change gender
Nathan | 28/12/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard That your uncle will stop molesting you
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
I'm going to punch you so hard You will talk with a limp
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 119
I'm going to punch you so hard Your dentist will get fed up with looking at your arsehole
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 105
I'm going to punch you so hard Your arsehole would stutter when you try and take a shit
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
I'm going to punch you so hard Your herse will have to be a limo
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I'm going to punch you so hard You will get your own toilet
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard Even if i missed the breeze would knock you over
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than My nans mattress
Micky | 21/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118
I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake
Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake
Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard Between your shoulder blades the back of your hands will clap
Brian Chamblin | 27/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
She has teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Sun Tzu | 20/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I'm going to punch you so hard you'll lose weight
unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 73
I'm going to punch you so hard you'll rememer your birth
unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
I'm going to punch you so hard that kobe bryant will come back alive
STAR_BOI | 26/09/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
I'm going to punch you so hard that you’ll wake up smelling colors
:) | 30/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
This heat is making me thirstier than A homo in Saudi Arabia
Champagne | 20/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
I'm going to punch you so hard That you will taste the color 94
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Michael Jackson
Chiff | 14/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Dolphins asshole
Cletus | 09/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
I’m about as happy as a nonce in a primary school
greg | 29/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I'm going to punch you so hard I’m going to punch you so hard that when you wake up you’ll look like a potato with autism
Shadow | 25/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wake up speaking ancient Lemurian
General Hate | 17/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
I'm going to punch you so hard that Snapchat and Instagram filters don’t even identify you as human
Madelyn | 20/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 75
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Enjoying a wank from Edward scissorhands
Dan S | 12/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
I'm going to punch you so hard your mom won't even recognize you.
Feli | 07/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as your mother.
WaterConnoisseur | 09/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102