I'm going to punch you so hard You'll have to shove a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth
CozyMarrow | 13/12/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
No way could you do that. You've got more chance No way could you do that, you got more chance finding a camel with a flat back
Mark salmon | 20/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
She has teeth like a box of broken smarties
Egbert | 10/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like MY PARENTS DONT LIKE MEH
hunter | 13/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
She has teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace
Billy Johan | 04/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as Nun in a brothel.
Father Zac | 29/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of Beethoven rising from the dead to do Strictly Come Dancing
gadgetman36 | 27/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
This squid is so undercooked I might as well hook myself up to an Imodium drip
Ron Weasles | 05/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
This squid is so undercooked it's still telling Spongebob to bug off
Original Author Unknown | 04/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of finding Madeleine Mccann alive
MK | 28/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
My forearms are so strong I could Wank off gym meets phallus
SS | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of finding a Nun doing squats in a cucumber field
LMAZ | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Jo.Murray. And. Pyull. Daddy.
Jo.Murray. | 22/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance "?>hello
Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
No way could you do that. You've got more chance "?>hello
Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance doing a big poo
Roger | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a jew in the SS
lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a straight hairdresser
lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a dolphins chin
Steve | 08/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 87
He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a Kardashian
(-: | 06/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
This squid is so undercooked it’s still appearing in hentai movies
Weeeeeeeb | 05/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as bad joke
fun ee | 30/07/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
My hangover is so bad I feel like I've been to war
Tony stacheel | 30/05/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I've been dumped more time than A baby at an abortion clinic
Olly G | 14/05/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of shitting on the moon
Tony | 01/04/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I've been dumped more time than a curry at an elephant's stag party
Ian Gregory | 19/02/2020 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 158
I'm going to punch you so hard That you fall into a coma
Jesusfan | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That all the shit would come out your mouth
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That you would be able to see far into space
Whatsupppeople | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That your head will spin as long as you live
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
I'm going to punch you so hard That you wont be known as black but the black and blue
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Houdini's underpants
Roy | 15/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 39
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A bitch ass hoe
Your mom | 20/01/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 12
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of being bitten by a daffodil!
Willie | 23/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of catching a brick in a cobweb!
Willie | 23/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
Me and my buddy are so close we’re like 2 balls in a bag
nohomo | 03/12/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still rather bang Jason Donovan
Jonathan Wells | 25/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of tossing a small boy in between two Catholic priests and watching them fight to the death.
ZekeTheGeek | 11/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still pick the peanuts out of her crap just to see where they came from
repressed_worker | 08/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I'm going to punch you so hard Jesus will forget his last name
Chase brewer | 07/11/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
She looked at me like I'd just adopted chicken poop
he | 25/10/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
The temperature is so hot I would become roast chicken
Applemunch | 23/10/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
That chatup line was more of a failure than the Wii U's selling rates!
Applemunch | 23/10/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like two deflated Mylar balloons.
PJ | 10/10/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of finding a ride Mark on an Asians neck.
Jd | 29/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Candice when I lick her cunt
Bazaa | 27/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 9
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Octopuses bellybutton
Boab | 23/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of being treated fairly by the human race and getting what you deserve just for being a good honest person and working h
I HATE HUMANS | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of having a threesome with Scarlett Johansson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Sara Jean Underwood.
Stephen Hawking | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of working for ALTICE and getting a raise.
FUCK ALTICE | 21/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35