Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

I'm going to punch you so hard It'll knock you into the middle of next week

Jeffrey Brown | 03/08/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit

God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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His handshake was so limp - I think I touched a shrimp! Bestimmt*... (German for certainly*)

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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You are so bald tiny aliens may land there for a wee break.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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The beach was more deserted than an empty emptiness in a vacuumed vacuum

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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You're more negative than Knut in his Knickerbockers.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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Well that plan went down like a skew in my eyeball

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106

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I felt more oppressed than an ism in a schism.

PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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This squid is so undercooked I fink the Fink got me inked.

PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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She has teeth like the inside of her soul...fetid, feline and filed.

PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a mob of emus running on fresh concrete path

PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll be seeing stars, comets, meteors, and asteroids all at once

Hugh Jass | 16/05/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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I'm more nervous for this interview than A fart in a shitting contest

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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Her face is so old it looks like An exhumed condom

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110

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After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like Joining a queue for a kick in the cunt

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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That secret santa present Was as bad as a wank from a badger

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110

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I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape

Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65

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I’m about as happy as a fat kid in a candy store.

me | 06/03/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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I'm going to punch you so hard that your glasses will be compressed into contact lenses

the_one | 23/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101

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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Putting a plaid dress on a worm

appleseed | 12/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27

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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll cough up bones.

Roger Cook | 20/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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I’m about as happy as Prison lifer stuffing a newby in the prison wallet

Janick Rodrigue | 12/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Whitney Houston’s spliff.

AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stephen Hawkin’s shoulder.

AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I’m about as happy as A prison lifer stuffing a newby's prison wallet

Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0

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My hangover is so bad I feel like That I'd be better off 6ft under in the forever box.

Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102

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My hangover is so bad I feel like A limp dick in a whore house

Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll change gender

Nathan | 28/12/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm going to punch you so hard That your uncle will stop molesting you

David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62

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I'm going to punch you so hard You will talk with a limp

David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 119

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your dentist will get fed up with looking at your arsehole

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your arsehole would stutter when you try and take a shit

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 84

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I'm going to punch you so hard Your herse will have to be a limo

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88

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I'm going to punch you so hard You will get your own toilet

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66

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I'm going to punch you so hard Even if i missed the breeze would knock you over

Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 101

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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than My nans mattress

Micky | 21/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81

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I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory

FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 118

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I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake

Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake

Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54

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I'm going to punch you so hard Between your shoulder blades the back of your hands will clap

Brian Chamblin | 27/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37

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She has teeth like a row of condemned houses.

Sun Tzu | 20/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104

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