This squid is so undercooked I might as well hook myself up to an Imodium drip

This squid is so undercooked it's still telling Spongebob to bug off

No way could you do that. You've got more chance of finding Madeleine Mccann alive

My forearms are so strong I could Wank off gym meets phallus

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Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Jo.Murray. And. Pyull. Daddy.

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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a dolphins chin

He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a Kardashian

This squid is so undercooked it’s still appearing in hentai movies

If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as bad joke

My hangover is so bad I feel like I've been to war

I've been dumped more time than A baby at an abortion clinic

No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of shitting on the moon

I've been dumped more time than a curry at an elephant's stag party

I'm going to punch you so hard That you fall into a coma

I'm going to punch you so hard That all the shit would come out your mouth

I'm going to punch you so hard That you would be able to see far into space

I'm going to punch you so hard That your head will spin as long as you live

I'm going to punch you so hard That you wont be known as black but the black and blue

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Houdini's underpants

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A bitch ass hoe

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Me and my buddy are so close we’re like 2 balls in a bag

Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still rather bang Jason Donovan

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Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still pick the peanuts out of her crap just to see where they came from

I'm going to punch you so hard Jesus will forget his last name

She looked at me like I'd just adopted chicken poop

The temperature is so hot I would become roast chicken

That chatup line was more of a failure than the Wii U's selling rates!

After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like two deflated Mylar balloons.

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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Candice when I lick her cunt

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Octopuses bellybutton

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I'm going to punch you so hard you wont be able to drop a load

I'm going to punch you so hard your sniffer falls off

After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like peanuts

No way could you do that. You've got more chance Fucking a dead nun

Donald Trump looks like somebody drew a face on a plum and then lost it for a month.

Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids minge