I'm going to punch you so hard you wont be able to drop a load
hanny ben | 17/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I'm going to punch you so hard your sniffer falls off
benny hanna | 16/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like peanuts
jim | 15/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Fucking a dead nun
Me | 05/09/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Donald Trump looks like somebody drew a face on a plum and then lost it for a month.
Frankie Boyle | 16/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids minge
Mikey | 16/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Well that plan went down like a cup of hot sick
Tardigrade kid | 11/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
When I'm finished with you your face will look like Butta
Destiny | 10/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than a nonce in a playgym
KC | 05/08/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Being a 51 year old virgin is leaving me more frustrated than A cat trying to bury a turd on a marble floor
caseythebuffalo | 25/07/2019 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 138
After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like someone had cast Petrify on them
Cloud | 23/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
After decades of anabolic steroid abuse, her breasts looked like Ryvita thins
Mr. Ninepound | 23/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A lesbian in a locker room
Bambam | 20/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
I need a piss so badly I could I need a piss so badly I could ... aaaaaahh
Corn | 19/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
My 4K TV is so high definition My TV is so high definition to the ceiling
Corn | 19/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
My 4K TV is so high definition that badly chosen camera angles in pornos are genuinely mentally scarring
MYEYESMYBEAUTIFULEYES | 17/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of being handcuffed by ghosts
Pussy Galore | 15/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
My hangover is so bad I feel like I’ve been cast as a zombie extra in the Living Dead
RJOD | 14/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Just been for a run and now I'm sweatier than an Alabama mooncricket on a rape charge.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I haven't panicked this much since my old gran caught her tit in the mangle.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Her face is so old it looks like elbow skin.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
I'm going to punch you so hard it will alter your DNA.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
His handshake was so limp It was like shaking hands with a dead fish.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still let her touch my special area
ThaReal1 | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still crawl inside her turtle shell
R2K | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
My 4K TV is so high definition I can see the lizard in Boris Johnson's eyeballs
BaronZamedai | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
My 4K TV is so high definition you can see a gnats pube at a thousand paces.
OI! YOU! | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
Midweek television has gone downhill faster than Than a rabbit running down hill on a promise.
OI! YOU! | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
That beer tastes like The scrapings from the devils jock strap.
OI! YOU! | 10/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than getting together with your lifelong crush, only to find out she has burger nips
Toby Larone | 06/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Shaving a bobcat in a phone booth
Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Shoving cooked spaghetti up a mountain lion’s ass
Ram | 03/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than a toothy blowjob from your uncle Ron
avogadroprevail | 30/06/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
You're more negative than an electron with chronic depression
Mark | 30/06/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
The final season of Game Of Thrones was more disappointing than when the young boy I was grooming online also turned out to be a 59 year old man
Nonce sence | 29/06/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
Well that plan went down like the syndrome
Jackers | 30/05/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26
Well that plan went down like a lead balloon
Kevin | 23/05/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like Donkey kong
Joe | 07/05/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like Hell
Mary | 06/05/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like a prostitute with braces.
Aer_illustration | 03/05/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
Well that plan went down like the worm in the tequila bottle.
M | 03/04/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like A good husband
Bosstofe | 26/03/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
Well that plan went down like Jacko at a kids party
Weasle | 22/03/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Hairy turd trailing a hump back whale
Nebraska will | 01/03/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Being part of the men's synchronised swimming team makes me prouder than n
n | 14/02/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like Monica on Bill
ItsTim | 08/02/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like Dele Alli in the penalty box
Alistair Blackmore | 18/01/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
Well that plan went down like a broken elevator
Stillgado | 28/11/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
Well that plan went down like river
Donald | 26/11/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 9
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a mermaids purse!
Jiester | 23/11/2018 | Permalink | MegaScore: 64