Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than gay dolphins dingle berry.
Spuddy | 17/09/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than your mom at a family reunion.
Spuddy | 17/09/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I’m about as happy as Jimmy savil in a nursery
Meh | 13/08/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of platting piss
Isaac brannigan | 30/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as a nun in a cucumber patch.
Multiple Miggs | 05/07/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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I’m about as happy as Kid in a candy store
Mac | 26/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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Well that plan went down like A turd in a punch bowl.
RitaPoonsHusband,Tim | 10/06/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Rolf Harris at a wiggles concert
Blind freddy | 24/05/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm going to punch you so hard your ears will slap together on the back of your head
Elmo Greenfield | 11/05/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I'm going to punch you so hard you're kids will be born dizzy.
Elmo Greenfield | 11/05/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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Well that plan went down like fart in a 2 man submarine.
Wayne | 15/04/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I'm going to punch you so hard you'll regret your existence
Shrubs | 08/02/2025 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than your mum on date night
B Dawg | 18/12/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as a dog with two dicks.
Multiple Miggs | 27/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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She has teeth like A row of garage doors half open
John | 10/10/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as An apple
Davers | 15/09/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A glass blowers arse
GH | 05/09/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as Elton John getting shit faced
The Captain | 25/08/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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This heat is making me thirstier than a beached whale.
Chase Thomas | 06/08/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I'm going to punch you so hard It'll knock you into the middle of next week
Jeffrey Brown | 03/08/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I’m about as happy as Pig in shit
God | 02/07/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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His handshake was so limp - I think I touched a shrimp! Bestimmt*... (German for certainly*)
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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You are so bald tiny aliens may land there for a wee break.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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The beach was more deserted than an empty emptiness in a vacuumed vacuum
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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You're more negative than Knut in his Knickerbockers.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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Well that plan went down like a skew in my eyeball
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I’m about as happy as a beatific bundle of blissfulness.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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I felt more oppressed than an ism in a schism.
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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This squid is so undercooked I fink the Fink got me inked.
PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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She has teeth like the inside of her soul...fetid, feline and filed.
PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as a mob of emus running on fresh concrete path
PIP | 15/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll be seeing stars, comets, meteors, and asteroids all at once
Hugh Jass | 16/05/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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I'm more nervous for this interview than A fart in a shitting contest
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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Her face is so old it looks like An exhumed condom
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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After so many bank holidays the prospect of going back to work is like Joining a queue for a kick in the cunt
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
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That secret santa present Was as bad as a wank from a badger
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 110
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I’m about as happy as Slag with a vape
Msl | 29/04/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 58
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I’m about as happy as a fat kid in a candy store.
me | 06/03/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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I'm going to punch you so hard that your glasses will be compressed into contact lenses
the_one | 23/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 103
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No way could you do that. You've got more chance Putting a plaid dress on a worm
appleseed | 12/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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I'm going to punch you so hard You'll cough up bones.
Roger Cook | 20/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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I’m about as happy as Prison lifer stuffing a newby in the prison wallet
Janick Rodrigue | 12/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Whitney Houston’s spliff.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 78
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Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stephen Hawkin’s shoulder.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 91
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I’m about as happy as A prison lifer stuffing a newby's prison wallet
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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My hangover is so bad I feel like That I'd be better off 6ft under in the forever box.
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My hangover is so bad I feel like A limp dick in a whore house
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
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I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll change gender
Nathan | 28/12/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
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I'm going to punch you so hard That your uncle will stop molesting you
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 67
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I'm going to punch you so hard You will talk with a limp
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 123
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