No way could you do that. You've got more chance Putting a plaid dress on a worm
appleseed | 12/02/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll cough up bones.
Roger Cook | 20/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
I’m about as happy as Prison lifer stuffing a newby in the prison wallet
Janick Rodrigue | 12/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Whitney Houston’s spliff.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stephen Hawkin’s shoulder.
AcS | 03/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
I’m about as happy as A prison lifer stuffing a newby's prison wallet
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
My hangover is so bad I feel like That I'd be better off 6ft under in the forever box.
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
My hangover is so bad I feel like A limp dick in a whore house
Jaja1313 | 02/01/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I'm going to punch you so hard You’ll change gender
Nathan | 28/12/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That your uncle will stop molesting you
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I'm going to punch you so hard You will talk with a limp
David w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 97
I'm going to punch you so hard Your dentist will get fed up with looking at your arsehole
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 99
I'm going to punch you so hard Your arsehole would stutter when you try and take a shit
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I'm going to punch you so hard Your herse will have to be a limo
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
I'm going to punch you so hard You will get your own toilet
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I'm going to punch you so hard Even if i missed the breeze would knock you over
Dave w | 28/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than My nans mattress
Micky | 21/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I’m about as happy as blind poof in a hotdog factory
FraserM | 14/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 116
I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake
Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I'm going to punch you so hard The earth will start to shake
Aliya Osman | 01/11/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I'm going to punch you so hard Between your shoulder blades the back of your hands will clap
Brian Chamblin | 27/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
She has teeth like a row of condemned houses.
Sun Tzu | 20/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
I'm going to punch you so hard you'll lose weight
unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 62
I'm going to punch you so hard you'll rememer your birth
unkown | 02/10/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
I'm going to punch you so hard that kobe bryant will come back alive
STAR_BOI | 26/09/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard that you’ll wake up smelling colors
:) | 30/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
This heat is making me thirstier than A homo in Saudi Arabia
Champagne | 20/08/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72
I'm going to punch you so hard That you will smile sideways
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 37
I'm going to punch you so hard That you will taste the color 94
Reece Bellamy | 19/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 56
My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Michael Jackson
Chiff | 14/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Dolphins asshole
Cletus | 09/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 93
I’m about as happy as a nonce in a primary school
greg | 29/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
I'm going to punch you so hard I’m going to punch you so hard that when you wake up you’ll look like a potato with autism
Shadow | 25/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 60
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll wake up speaking ancient Lemurian
General Hate | 17/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
I’m about as happy as a vulture in a plague
WJ | 04/05/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I'm going to punch you so hard that Snapchat and Instagram filters don’t even identify you as human
Madelyn | 20/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
I’m about as happy as prince andrew in a pizza parlour
Nathan | 16/04/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Enjoying a wank from Edward scissorhands
Dan S | 12/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 114
I'm going to punch you so hard your mom won't even recognize you.
Feli | 07/03/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
I’m about as happy as A tranny getting a new pair of tits.
Brandon Fujikawa | 26/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 66
When it comes to dating I'm as shallow as your mother.
WaterConnoisseur | 09/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance A n*gga holding down a stable job
Angie baby xXxX | 07/02/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 31
I’m about as happy as a termite in a lumberyard
Poco | 10/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
I’m about as happy as a paedophile in a playground
D | 06/01/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Stevie Wonder’s toilet seat
Russ P | 23/12/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
It's so cold outside. If my nipples were any harder I could tune into the next radio station, and turn up the volume.
Angie...angel -eyes 16/11 | 16/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than A cup of milk on a paper plate during a snowstorm.
P1ZZAC4T | 09/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
I’m about as happy as Lucy
Alberto | 05/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A nun on tuna Tuesday
Cadvoodoo | 21/10/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52