Environmentalists' policy on using only one square of toilet paper per visit is Fudge
T Man | 04/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
After the nuclear war, he looked like Double fucked swiss cheese
T Man | 04/05/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
After the nuclear war, he looked like a live cockroach
Bestile | 28/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Well that plan went down like Fat chick on prom night
Brandon G | 13/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
Well that plan went down like Hobo on a bologna sandwich
Brandon G | 13/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
This heat is making me thirstier than a toddler with a box of saltines and no water
gulluh | 03/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
This heat is making me thirstier than a sea lion crossing the sahara
gulluh | 03/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
That hemorrhoid cream is more effective than a blastoise battling a charmander
gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
After the nuclear war, he looked like a kid after a sandpaper slip'n'slide
gulluh | 02/04/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
I'm going to punch you so hard To kill you
Aanni | 05/03/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
This curry is so spicy it feels like I need to have sex NOW
Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
This curry is so spicy it feels like my dick is burning up
Horny Ass | 24/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 108
Even though Kylie Minogue is in her 50’s, I’d still Suck a fart out of her shitbox
Kye | 20/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
She has teeth like A summers day, some are green some are yellow
Kye | 20/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
She looked at me like I'd just Spat in her food
Hhehe | 18/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a Beaver's beaver
Nate | 10/02/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 81
I'm going to punch you so hard Even your parents won't recognize you👊😂
Khin | 25/01/2021 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard You'll have to shove a toothbrush up your arse to clean your teeth
CozyMarrow | 13/12/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 54
No way could you do that. You've got more chance No way could you do that, you got more chance finding a camel with a flat back
Mark salmon | 20/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
She has teeth like a box of broken smarties
Egbert | 10/11/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
This swimming pool contains so much chlorine it's like MY PARENTS DONT LIKE MEH
hunter | 13/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
She has teeth like a witch doctor’s necklace
Billy Johan | 04/10/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as Nun in a brothel.
Father Zac | 29/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of Beethoven rising from the dead to do Strictly Come Dancing
gadgetman36 | 27/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
This squid is so undercooked I might as well hook myself up to an Imodium drip
Ron Weasles | 05/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
This squid is so undercooked it's still telling Spongebob to bug off
Original Author Unknown | 04/09/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance of finding Madeleine Mccann alive
MK | 28/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
My forearms are so strong I could Wank off gym meets phallus
SS | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of finding a Nun doing squats in a cucumber field
LMAZ | 25/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 65
Andy Murray has as much chance of winning Wimbledon as Jo.Murray. And. Pyull. Daddy.
Jo.Murray. | 22/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance "?>hello
Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 35
No way could you do that. You've got more chance "?>hello
Pop | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance doing a big poo
Roger | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a jew in the SS
lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
No way could you do that. You've got more chance finding a straight hairdresser
lolman | 17/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than a dolphins chin
Steve | 08/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 96
He has the heart of a lion and the brain of a Kardashian
(-: | 06/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 104
This squid is so undercooked it’s still appearing in hentai movies
Weeeeeeeb | 05/08/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 88
If I were a spy I'd be as subtle as bad joke
fun ee | 30/07/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
My hangover is so bad I feel like I've been to war
Tony stacheel | 30/05/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I've been dumped more time than A baby at an abortion clinic
Olly G | 14/05/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 70
No way could you do that. You've got more chance Of shitting on the moon
Tony | 01/04/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I've been dumped more time than a curry at an elephant's stag party
Ian Gregory | 19/02/2020 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 160
I'm going to punch you so hard That you fall into a coma
Jesusfan | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That all the shit would come out your mouth
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That you would be able to see far into space
Whatsupppeople | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
I'm going to punch you so hard That your head will spin as long as you live
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 27
I'm going to punch you so hard That you wont be known as black but the black and blue
Greatttauthorr | 17/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than Houdini's underpants
Roy | 15/02/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 44
Spent five minutes outside today and now I'm wetter than A bitch ass hoe
Your mom | 20/01/2020 | Permalink | MegaScore: 20