Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

If my balls were any smaller they'd rattle like marraccas when I walk

Stud | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 85

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If my balls were any smaller I'd have to be careful not to ejaculate my balls

Kwong95 | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | E | MegaScore: 82

MegaAwful

If my balls were any smaller they would be like two marbles in a hiking sock

Thabo | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

MegaAwful

4

If my balls were any smaller I'd have to call them pips

Shitfuckistan | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

MegaAwful

5

If my balls were any smaller my daughter would be able to get them both in her mouth

Megadeth202 | 10/08/2011 | Permalink | MegaScore: 26

MegaAwful

If my balls were any smaller...