Now I've shaved my balls I'll be able to swim like...

Now I've shaved my balls I'll be able to swim like a barracuda on steroids
touchingcloth | 02/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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Now I've shaved my balls I'll be able to swim like a fish with flatulence
roidmonkey | 03/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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Now I've shaved my balls I'll be able to swim like Aquaman smothered in KY Jelly
touchingcloth | 02/08/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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Now I've shaved my balls I'll be able to swim like
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