His handshake was so limp...

His handshake was so limp - I think I touched a shrimp! Bestimmt*... (German for certainly*)
PIP | 16/06/2024 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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His handshake was so limp It was like shaking hands with a dead fish.
OI! YOU! | 11/07/2019 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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His handshake was so limp Bizkit, I just kept rollin' rollin' rollin'
Lilslugger | 10/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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His handshake was so limp on our first date it's like he wasn't even dead.
Dave's Mate | 08/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 29
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His handshake was so limp I thought I had the wrong appendage
Slugger | 10/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a bit of lettuce
boobles | 12/10/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 18
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His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with a carrier bag
Daaaave | 12/10/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 14
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His handshake was so limp it was like shaking hands with Freddie Mercury's ghost
ReggieD | 07/11/2012 | Permalink | MegaScore: 0
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His handshake was so limp
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