My fingers are so cold...

My fingers are so cold if I stuck them up your mother I'd pull out her vagina like a popsicle.
Ed | 25/03/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
My fingers are so cold it feels like I fingerblasted a snowman
bobe | 18/02/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
My fingers are so cold It was so mouldy
Ben | 10/03/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 24
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My fingers are so cold When I fingered your mum she was wetter than Stephen Hawkins drip tray
Corey Scott | 27/03/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 22
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My fingers are so cold I found a bit of penguin shit on the end of them
The WIlliams | 13/05/2015 | Permalink | MegaScore: 16

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My fingers are so cold
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