My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than...

My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than A cup of milk on a paper plate during a snowstorm.
P1ZZAC4T | 09/11/2022 | Permalink | MegaScore: 106
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Michael Jackson
Chiff | 14/07/2023 | Permalink | MegaScore: 102
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than A mayonnaise sandwich with the crusts cut off.
Shreddy Krueger | 13/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 77
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than my stomach after drinking bleach.
ThaMuthaphukkinReal | 27/07/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than a suburban dishwasher
Goober | 10/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than my wanking sock.
ThaMuthaphukkinReal | 28/07/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Donald Trumps election campaign
HairPeice | 11/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 51
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than an albino snowman
Harper | 10/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Rob Beckett's teeth
Donal | 11/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43
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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Boris Johnson
RK | 12/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32
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