Megaphores - Metaphors and Similes never looked so good

My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than A mayonnaise sandwich with the crusts cut off.

Shreddy Krueger | 13/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 72

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than my wanking sock.

ThaMuthaphukkinReal | 28/07/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 55

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than an albino snowman

Harper | 10/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 52

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Donald Trumps election campaign

HairPeice | 11/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 48

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than my stomach after drinking bleach.

ThaMuthaphukkinReal | 27/07/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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6

My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Rob Beckett's teeth

Donal | 11/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than a suburban dishwasher

Goober | 10/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 43

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than Boris Johnson

RK | 12/06/2016 | Permalink | MegaScore: 32

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My buddy thinks he's a street thug, but he's really whiter than...